I don’t know if anyone cares about more "Girls Next Door" drama, but this crap took me forever so you’re reading it whether you like it or not. Here’s everything I know as of now, and this is stuff you won't hear anywhere else.:
- The sixth season will be the last for Girls Next Door. Hef has made the decision to end the show and his relationship with Kendra and Bridgett. He and Holly are still together, for now. Season 5 will be the last with the three original girlfriends. Season 6 will focus on finding replacements, maybe two, maybe three.
- The search is already underway. Two new girls, one 19 and one 22, were at the Playboy mansion this past weekend as possible replacements. They are not current Playboy or professional models, both have regular jobs.
- Miss October 2008 Kelly Carrington may be on the short list to become one of the new girlfriends.
- Dasha (this girl) is not on the list to replace Kendra or anyone else. That story was put out by her people. There is no validity to it.
- Kendra is absolutely engaged to Hank Baskett. She has to deny it publicly for the sake of the show but in reality Hef knows and is fine with it.
- Bridgett really has not had sex in three years. She is dating someone but they have not slept together. It's not clear why, maybe a lingering sense of loyalty to Hef. He would not care if she did. Hef adores Bridgett and wants the best for her, including a happy relationship, as long as its kept quiet for a few more months.
- Hef is with Holly, Holly is with Hef. For now. They have made no decision about their future. He can't marry her but they have tried to have kids, so far unsuccessfully. She is not sleeping with Criss Angel. She does like spending time with Criss, but she also like spending time with Dave LaChapelle and other flamboyant gay guys. Feel free to reread that last sentence and draw your own conclusions.
The hot naked chick here with flour all over her is Kelly Carrington by the way. At least I think that’s flour. It's either flour or a ghost just jacked off on her. I'm not gonna lie to you, I think it might just be flour.
First. Bunny snap!
Faggots post bragging about being first.
Why so late B? Oh, tits! Nevermind!
Honestly I couldn't care less. Hef should just go ahead and croak. I'm so sick of hearing about this old lech and everyone lining up to kiss his ass like he's some kind of icon. Soon as he dies, all these empty-headed whores are going to have to hit the streets and find some other disease riddled addle-brained old geezer to leech off of for a living. Ah, what a day that will be.
Casting call consists of applicants having blonde hair, Big tits and a brain small enough to see under an electron microscope, oh yeah and an adoration of your grandfather- cause you might have to fuck someone as old as him!
Where's angry Paleomiz complainin about Fist first fuckers….BAN THEM
Bren_Don is up late.
I’ve always figured Kendra was just a marketing ploy.
so i've been looking around other celeb-websites, and WWTDD is getting quoted and referenced like mad about this story. good job, dude. this is fun research!
hef seems like a good guy. he doesnt care what goes on, as long as he keeps getting a fresh supply of puss-ay.
Where's angry Paleomiz complainin about Fist first fuckers….BAN THEM
We don't ban "FIRST!/FIST!" posters anymore, milfie–we just mock them mercilessly for their tired, unimaginative, micro-dicked douchebaggery
oh, and hello everyone!
Oh yea, and good sleuthing, B darling–there will be an extra blowjob under your pillow tonight
hey there, doctress! hope you have fun tomorrow with tango! (it is tomorrow, right?) hoo boy, i hope your neighbors have thick walls.
i just got home from seeing alanis morissette. i'm buzzed and flying high. what a great show.
hey there, doctress! hope you have fun tomorrow with tango
Hey Snappy–Not tango–he is the dude that's into bestiality, for cryin' out loud! It's TENGO, and yes his flight comes in tomorrow at 11:30 am LA time. Actually, I live in student housing–the walls are so thin that if you peel off the wallpaper you're in the next room. Let's just say I'll have the music cranked all the way up :0)
If I f**ked Kelly Carrington, that's what it'd look like when I got done, too… Damn she's hot. I'd probably even relax my 'no big tits' rule for her. At least they're real (looking)!
I have not been here for a while, however, it seems more folks are cautious with their posts so a not to fall out of your favor. You have posted all my dirty laundry and I laugh with you…what is next? Another ban…a call/mail to the gaffer? I have no beef with the site owner, my mirth is just to annoy you on my night shift. I look forward to reading WWTDD and will post from a different computer or wash this IP address (even though I need not) in two weeks time…maybe. Ciao
Ewww! Trying to have children??!? Ewww! EWWWWWW!!!!!!!Senile, saggy balled old fart sex!
Damn,Doctress! Are you a troll magnet, or what?
I have not been here for a while, however, it seems more folks are cautious with their posts so a not to fall out of your favor.
Jesus, how many times do I have to say this? I DO NOT BAN PEOPLE! If someone is trolling or spamming or being a total douchebag through racism or attacking other posters, etc. I report it to Brend.on. HE DECIDES whether or not to ban, and HE pushes the user delete button.
If I reported that someone was calling me names or had posted something I didn't agree with, he'd laugh at me and tell me to grow a pair. In short, there is NO FAVOR FOR ANYONE TO FALL OUT OF. You all really need to get over yourselves!
No need to shout…I'm going away now. You win again.
Damn, Doctress! Are you a troll magnet, or what?
Apparently so, Lady S–no matter how many times I reiterate the above, I get at least one person a day who thinks I am a fascist cunt who bans people based on whim
If it's any consolation, doctress, you're my FAVORite ;~)