If you’re like me (*), every time you hear Kim Kardashinas monotonous droning on TV, you think, wow, I sure would like to hear her sing. Oh hey good news.
The reality star told Hyla on the Yo on E! satellite radio show Wednesday that she would like to try her hand at singing: "I would be down, if it was something fun. I love music, so it would just have to be the right thing."
If and when she pursues this, Kim has an all-star list of performers with whom she'd like to collaborate…
"I'd say a little bit Michael Jackson in there. I would love to work with, like, Timbaland as a producer and maybe Justin Timberlake."
Timbaland and Justin Timberlake? Whatever fatass. The only person she needs to be meeting with is Jenny Craig. I'm not positive what the fuck means but it sounded like a joke.
Hey, Kimmie, get into porn, not singing, PORN!!
Who fucking cares, I've already seen you naked so let me personally bury my dick in that enormous ass of yours or shut the fuck up.
I still wanna stick it in her butt.
Michael Jackson wont be interested, she doesnt have an ass like a ten year old boy…
Yes, because the ability to suck big black cock on video automatically makes you qualified for a singing career [insert huge WTF? here]
Every CD purchase should come with a blow job . . . or anal sex. Whatever. I'm not picky.
I still can't shake the feeling that her ass is like a GIANT version of the Reebok Pump shoe. Reggies rams it home and it inflates.
Want to fuck the titties. Yes please.
Why does every Twisted Tart think she needs to put out an album? Pitiful moans & cries while getting fucked do not qualify as some grand leap in Vocalization.
Chick has a huge ass…in case anyone didn't notice.
I seriously need to hit this shit before it all goes south.
That, my friends, is what I like to call an E ticket ride.
Finally, Anal Bum
Fixed?????
Shes a fatass and Lily Allen is cute? Shes way freakin' hotter than Lily you dirty butthole. Why dont you go and put 15 pics of some hot ass chick in a bikini with no toe shots like always, Scrote
Every CD purchase should come with a blow job
Man, that would be so great. I'd take two, please.
Oh… Fuck… I wish I were dead now. I think it was the Kardashian/Murphy combo post.
I can just imagine the whole album being her "beelting" like a goat.
It's totally going to go platinum. :|
*Bleeting
I hate big butts…
I love cutting things up, so neurosurgery would just have to be the right thing.
If she sings like she fucks…..It’ll be bad