09.09.2008 HAHAHA, YOU SUCK DIDDY

Last week Diddy posted a video on youtube where he lamented the high cost of gas prices, saying they were so high in fact that he could no longer use his private jet and was forced to fly commercial.  He said,

"As you know, I do own my own jet but I have been havin to fly back and forth to LA to pursue my acting career. Ok, now, if I’m flying back and forth, like, twice in a month that’s like 200,000, 250,000 round trip. Fuck that."

Oh hey guess what…

Turns out P. doesn't even have his "own" private jet at all. An extensive look through federal aviation records by the Palm Beach Post turned up no Seans, Diddys, Combs, or Puffys as the registered owner. One source said, "I have a list of every plane with the name of the owner, and he's not on it."
For the record, says his rep, he's got a "fractional" ownership in a plane on NetJets, where you buy flight hours.

Even the fact that he has a partial ownership annoys me to no end.  I think a reasonable response to everything Diddy says and does is pure unfiltered rage.



(76) Comments

  1. LOCO4WWTDD 09/09/2008 11:41

    agreed.

  2. pepper 09/09/2008 11:42

    CRASH AND BURN!!!!!!!!!

  3. Tito's Abdomen 09/09/2008 11:43

    The motherfucker butchered Kashmir. He deserves his partial plane up his ass.

  4. Rick (with a silent P) 09/09/2008 11:43

    fractional also describes his IQ…

  5. Juvenal 09/09/2008 11:44

    What kind of deeply insecure nimrod lies about having a private plane?? Grow up, jackhole…

  6. Roma 09/09/2008 11:44

    take that. take that.

  7. Nuts 09/09/2008 11:46

    FOOOOOOOOOOOD allright…

     try the wine 

  8. ohmwrecker 09/09/2008 11:46

    I really hope it turns out that his accountant has been ripping him off for years telling him he was flying on his own private jet.

  9. Mac-Daddy 09/09/2008 11:47

    Fk him and the jet he flew in on!

  10. pepper 09/09/2008 11:48

    If he crashed and burned, what color will his ashes be?

  11. dirtydiane 09/09/2008 11:50

    As a corollary, Pepper…if he crashes in the woods and no one is there, will his ashes make a sound?

  12. TW 09/09/2008 11:51

    ohm's on point.
    I hope he gets screwed better than Lew Alcindor's accountants did (twice).

  13. Zack 09/09/2008 11:51

    I think a reasonable response to everything Diddy says and does is pure unfiltered rage.

    Then why the fuck do you call him "Diddy"?  Call him "Puffy," it's far more appropriate.  Plus, it has the added value that he's specifically asked you NOT to call him that.

  14. DocTroy 09/09/2008 11:55

    yeah loco, nice avi

  15. JewishSurfer 09/09/2008 11:56

    People who actually own a private jet have already called out Combs' claims as BS. One estimated the actual cost to be at most $30,000. Not small potatoes either but if you're rich enough to actually own a private jet, it's not money you would even miss.

  16. Paleomiz 09/09/2008 11:59

    Thanks to everyone who listened today! Souvenirs will be available in the giftshop at http://www.myspace.com/leisad

  17. Tito's Abdomen 09/09/2008 12:00

    Call him "Puffy," it's far more appropriate.

    Call him obnoxious asshole, I'm sure he likes that even less. 

  18. ohmwrecker 09/09/2008 12:02

    Doc, Sugar Ray? Really?! WTF?!

     

    What kind of souvenirs? 

  19. djtechsys 09/09/2008 12:02

    one day soon, very very soon, he will only be a fixture on MTVH1 where he creates "bands" so he can rap over the into and outro, just to let everyone know that he's still around… because he's a bad boy.. and bad boys don't stop, because they won't stop, because they can't stop… or some shit like that

  20. DocTroy 09/09/2008 12:03

    Chappelle said it best in regards to a family's neighbors

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