HAHAHA, YOU SUCK OPRAH

Oprah Winfreys tubby ass got duped yesterday by a posting on her message board that the savvy team of old fat women who work for her couldn’t crack. Oprah said…

"… if you still don’t understand what our children are up against, let me read you something that was posted on our message board, from someone who claims to be a member of a known pedophile network, it said this, 'he does not forgive, he does not forget, his group has over 9000 penises, and they’re all raping children.' "

I realize Oprah is part of the aristocracy and has no idea what’s going on in the world, but does her dumb ass really think there’s a network of pedophiles out there, an army of 9000 perverts acting in coordinated attacks on people like teen girls?  Because there’s not.  Trust me.  I only see like half that at our meetings.

(oprah, if you're reading this, anytime you see “we do not forgive, we do not forget”, it's Anonymous, and anytime you see “over 9000”, its /B.  and anytime you see that little packet inside your box of chocolate bacon, that keeps it fresh, don’t eat it.)