Oprah Winfreys tubby ass got duped yesterday by a posting on her message board that the savvy team of old fat women who work for her couldn’t crack. Oprah said…
"… if you still don’t understand what our children are up against, let me read you something that was posted on our message board, from someone who claims to be a member of a known pedophile network, it said this, 'he does not forgive, he does not forget, his group has over 9000 penises, and they’re all raping children.' "
I realize Oprah is part of the aristocracy and has no idea what’s going on in the world, but does her dumb ass really think there’s a network of pedophiles out there, an army of 9000 perverts acting in coordinated attacks on people like teen girls? Because there’s not. Trust me. I only see like half that at our meetings.
(oprah, if you're reading this, anytime you see “we do not forgive, we do not forget”, it's Anonymous, and anytime you see “over 9000”, its /B. and anytime you see that little packet inside your box of chocolate bacon, that keeps it fresh, don’t eat it.)
does her dumb ass really think there’s a network of pedophiles out there, an army of 9000 perverts acting in coordinated attacks on teen girls?
After reading this blog for as long as I have .. I have to say YES.
… now I just need to ask those 9000 other guys where to sign up.
Oh come on N.A.M.B.L.A has at least that, they don't advertise it but they do.
Man that Oprah is really hard on Pedos, I mean she only got abused as a kid and she supports a school in Africa that rapes little girls WTF!
Lighten up bitch!
long time reader 1st time writer….
whats with you and anonymous latley? this is the 4th time this week i sware i see something about "/B" as you call it stop before they turn "hackers on steroids" on wwtdd becasue i wouldent know what to do with out this site…. go to tmz? or ohnotheydidnt.com….. fuck they they are not nearly as funny!
I myself am part of a network of surprise fellatrices–over 5000 served (and no complaints)
dead men tell no tales…
What the fuck is /B?
Doc ,Come to NYC and you can make it 5001 !
or 5002 with Pepper if he has viagra!
Hey Oprah…. I herd u liek mudkipz
Doc, it's nice that you keep stats but a picture is worth etc. dammit more pictures!!
Oh and yeah please add me to the list, so cal area or maybe we can work something out in the bone room.
Yeah I need an avi. just have not run across too many phalli wrapped in black robes….
Also lol'd hard at "/B"
Guys, I 'd like to be able to say that all 5000 were the result of my awesome skills and 27 years of fellating experience, but remember–I am only part of a network. Of course, Oprah would never understand because there is no way that woman has ever had a cock in her mouth
Confused Oprah is confused.
1. Get TV show
2. Scare white women stuck at home
3. ?????
4. PROFIT!!!!!
Google NAMBLA, it's real.
I know what you said Paleo, but you can make it 5003 if you come to Australia ;)
What?
this bitch is retarded
I want to rape oprAH (womyn) with mon neuf mille verges!
"I myself am part of a network of surprise fellatrices–over 5000 served (and no complaints)"
Ah, Doctress! O charming fellatrix! Gobbler beyond compare! You really like knob a lot, don't you?