HEATHER LOCKLEAR IS UNDER ARREST

Alleged actress Heather Locklear was arrested Saturday night on suspicion of driving under the influence of controlled substances in Montecito, California.  The LA Times says…

Locklear was arrested by the California Highway Patrol and booked about 7 p.m. after a citizen called 911 to report a woman's erratic drivingLocklear showed bizarre behavior, driving back and forth over a pair of sunglasses on the pavement and revving her engine. After leaving the parking lot, she stopped her car on the street and stumbled into the traffic lane, according to the caller, who followed Locklear out of concern, Marshall said.

I don’t know anything about this case, but Heather Locklear is guilty.  Just look at the damn picture.  That bitch is high or drunk or crazy or something.  Those are the three choices, and none of them are good.  How could they her out already?  Is there really any good reason why we can't put down crazy people.  What are we really missing out on?  You know what headline you’ll never see?  "Crazy homeless man yells at demons, drunks urine, completes new translation of the Odyssey".