09.22.2008 HOLY CRAP

WOLO-TV in Columbia South Carolina has video today from the dash-cam of a police car outside the fiery plane crash that claimed four lives, but somehow spared Blink 182 drummer Travis barker and DJ AM. They also play a 911 call and you can hear Barker, who suffered burns on his torso, pleading for help.  The inappropriately named Anderson Burns and sassy junior reporter Robin Hinson introduce the story, then Robin sarcastically explains that a police offer is "springing into action", even though he’s sitting perfectly still, then heroically walking in the wrong direction, slowly.   

(59) Comments

  1. lgcjoker 09/22/2008 12:27

    I'm going to start referring to the refractory period as "springing into action." It's brilliant.

  2. the d-a-double d-y-m-a-c 09/22/2008 12:28

    Damn you, Joker!  I had a "spring into action" remark myself.  Guess I wasn't springy enough….

  3. Terd Ferguson 09/22/2008 12:29

    Mr. Burns?  Excellent!

  4. lgcjoker 09/22/2008 12:30

    Feel free brotha. I haven't copyrighted it . . . <i>yet</i>

  5. lgcjoker 09/22/2008 12:30

    Dammit, still typing in HTML ala FD nowadays. Italicize that last bit for me.

  6. the d-a-double d-y-m-a-c 09/22/2008 12:31

    That's using good taste.  Anderson Burns?  Really? 

  7. Rick (with a silent P) 09/22/2008 12:31

    looks like DJ AM has evaded death twice…first ditching the Chupacabra, now a fiery plane crash…

  8. Rick (with a silent P) 09/22/2008 12:33

    "That's using good taste.  Anderson Burns?  Really?"

    If his name was Johnson Burns, we'd know he had intimate knowledge of Li-Ho or Penis Hilton… 

  9. SteveB 09/22/2008 12:36

    Man, now I feel bad about hating Travis….or do I?

  10. Mongro Jackson 09/22/2008 12:37

    Is a weinie roast comment applicable when they say that Barker suffered burns to his lower torso?

     

  11. the d-a-double d-y-m-a-c 09/22/2008 12:39

    Early reports had implied that Barker and AM were high when the plane crashed.  Apparently not high enough, huh?

  12. Mongro Jackson 09/22/2008 12:39

    By the way, I found out today that an old friend from high school killed himself in july by jumping in front of a train.  Does that make him a hood ornament, or do trains not have hoods?

  13. Grim Reamer 09/22/2008 12:40

    Mongro, do you listen to K-ROQ at all? 

    I would like to more boobs now. 

    Thank you.

  14. Mongro Jackson 09/22/2008 12:41

    what the hell is a K-roq?

  15. Brandon103 09/22/2008 12:41

    she said that "they both know that it doesn't look good" referring to the officer and the dog. 

    i don't know about you guys, but my dog licks his own asshole and is amazed by laser pointers. i doubt he could know whether or not this was a tragedy or a fucking bonfire

  16. dirtydiane 09/22/2008 12:43

    Burns suck.  I don't wish that on anyone, the recovery is horrific.

    That said…I'd expect a more manly wail from Barker.  Pussy.

  17. the d-a-double d-y-m-a-c 09/22/2008 12:44

    Maybe when the officer sprung into action, he took his doughnut with him, instead of leaving it on the seat.   Thus, making it a tragedy for the dog.

  18. Grim Reamer 09/22/2008 12:45

    Mongro  No biggie, it is a music station in the Los Angeles /  Orange county area that plays alternative music ie lots of blink etc. In the summer they have an outdoor concert it's called the "k-roq weenie roast"

  19. Tito's Abdomen 09/22/2008 12:46

    she said that "they both know that it doesn't look good" referring to the officer and the dog.

    Quite the opposite: The dog smelled burned flesh. It probably thought there was a fucking fiesta going on. 

  20. Baphomet 09/22/2008 12:46

    Blink forever!

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