Lily Allen was the co-host of the GQ Man of the Year awards in London last night, and there’s no need to ask if she was awesome, because of course she was. The Times of London says…
Young pop singer Lily Allen received a very public dressing down from industry veteran Sir Elton John last night as the pair hosted the GQ Men of the Year Awards.
In front of an audience comprising the crème of the entertainment world, the 23-year-old chart-topper sipped champagne on stage until she began slurring and swearing.
When Allen told the audience at London's Royal Opera House "now we reach a very special point in the evening", Sir Elton replied: "What, you are going to have another drink?"
Allen, dressed demurely in a full-length ball gown, responded: "Fuck off Elton, I'm 40 years younger than you, I have my whole life ahead of me."
The 61-year-old superstar, watched by audience members including Gordon Ramsay, Thandie Newton and Elle MacPherson, then told her: “I could still snort you under the table.”
Okay so it definitely seems like Elton got the best of that exchange, but keep in mind that Lily was drunk, and thinking up clever comebacks is hard like that. She’s a dynamite lady.
fiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrssssssssttttttttttt and beeesssssssst
After he gets done snorting the waiter, that is
The only way this could have been better is if Elton told her he gave better blowjobs, too
Where's the nipple? It's not a true Lily Allen post without nip.
Doc,
Ask pepper. I'm thinking Sir Elton does…
Lilly,
Stay classy.
Honestly. Does anyone in America give a shit about this drearily average chick? Besides B, that is.
What does she actually DO, anyways?
I love a good chick fight.
Brendan, we make excuses for hot chicks, not C+ gals like Lily Allen. Elton had more talent when he was drunk and high for 20+ years, then she ever will sober. Have you heard Tiny Dancer…man that's a good song.
Elton then replied: "I've sucked more cock in one day than you have in your whole life, you fat slag!"
And really, who wouldn't want to snort Elton John under a table?
I have to admit, Im finding Lilly becoming more and more attractive, its kind of like Lexi's obsession with LeDouche, unexplainable.
She cleans up nice. I'd piss on her in the shower after copulation.
Haha, OG. Now you finally get it. There's simply no discerning the mysterious desires of the
heartloins.Sorry, but I score that EJ 2, LA 0, a complete game shutout.
The only way this could be more awesome is if she’d been topless.
Yeah, Lily got owned in that exchange. I anticipate a myspace blog popping up as soon as she sobers up. So, Saturday. Maybe she'll challenge Elton to a 24-hour blow job race. And Elton will win again.
Cute as I think Lily is, Elton won that one by a long shot.
The man has blown more money on snow over the years than all the indoor ski resorts in the world
The only way this could be more awesome is if she'd been topless.
^
I know, this chick has her tits out like a GGW marathon.