My beloved Lily Allen has been getting killed all week by vindictive dickheads like Perez after she got drunk and had a little spat with Elton John while hosting the GQ Man of the year awards this past weekend. Now, Lily has taken to her myspace to give her side.
Elton john and I are friends. I was honoured when Elton asked me to present the GQ awards with him this year in association with Elton's AIDS foundation. Not only was it for a good cause but who would say no to Elton.
I'm not defending my drunkeness because i don't need to, i'm 23 it was an awards ceremony i drank the free champagne, how awful of me.
Trying to create a feud on the other hand, and trying to make me out as being some rude little girl with a drink problem is just unfair, Elton and I exchanged jokes and there were no hard feelings at all, infact neither of us gave it a second thought. It's sad that an evening enjoyed by all had to ruined by some bitter journos again.
But the Daily Mail paints a different picture after reading her personal facebook account:
Lily Allen has launched a worrying tirade of self-loathing on her personal Facebook page, describing her emotional state as 'dying inside'. At 5.52pm yesterday, her Facebook entry read: 'Lily is dying inside.' This replaced an earlier statement, posted at 4.30pm yesterday, when she wrote on her page: 'Lily has had enough feels like killing herself.'
Don’t care don’t care don’t care. I’m unapologetically in love with Lily Allen. Look! It’s a Pink Panther pop. And she had pink hair. She’s adorable! You just have to realize that if you invite her somewhere, she may get drunk and flail around. So just don’t invite her to pick out plates or place the angel atop your newly decorated Christmas tree and things will be fine.
And as a show of good feeling between the two, they exchanged vibrators
someone told me that elton john is a fag
i'm with b.
watching her tell elton john to fuck off more than once while drunk enough to suck my dick away from its moorings makes me want to leave my girlfriend and buy a sex cadaver. i.e. her.
Ha. I love a good train wreck on camera. Though I'm the last drunken idiot to judge another drunken idiot, but if you're going on stage in front of a lot of people; know your damn limit. Celebrities today are for the most part are just a mess with no respect or self awareness. This world is going to hell and I hope I have front row seats.
What's up with the other Pink chick? Even her blurry profile is more interesting than Free Lily.
She's a millionaire and still gets off on free booze?
Deary me.
leftnetofjesus; stop pretending you have a girlfriend.
If Lily needs consoling, I am willing lend her a shoulder or a lap. I love depressed drunk girls. They are so easy. Reminds me of high school.
mark,
sometimes we all wish we were pretending. ya know….those of us who actually get laid regularly by the same person or in your case, get laid at all.
http://a562.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/63/l_d624dee7815234940c20196aba3aeb99.jpg
there's proof if you're that much of a weirdass.
Elton John looks more and more like Benny Hill as he ages.
I'd party with her.
LNOJ: Your girlfriend is cute. You, on the other hand, look like a demented gnome
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Die kike die. Burn this bitch!
LNOJ Put me in your next crappy movie (Quentin Tarantino)
"I'm not defending my drunkeness because i don't need to, i'm 23 it was an awards ceremony i drank the free champagne, how awful of me."
HA! I used that same argument. …when I was 30. …at a wedding. …with all kinds of free booze. …mainly Crown. …on the rocks. …and knocked over a 6 year kid to catch the garter. …then very inappropriately fondled the Bride. …of my now ex-buddy. …in front of her parents. …who's other daughter I had just fingered out in the limo.
Mmmmmmaybe that was awful of me.
with a title like I HEART LILY ALLEN i was SURE there would be some nipple… way to go, B, way to go
Pink… and Lily… thanks for putting that together for me Lexi. Borderline big body, no breast girls.
Rubbing one out to Rachel Ray's 30 Minute Meals on occasion probably makes as much sense to b as it does to me.
Damn, JTT let's go crash a wedding this weekend!
Tabloids should waste their time worrying about Amy Winehouse (who will put ANYTHING in her body) and leave this precocious pink head alone.
doc,
thanks. you're a pretty sexy fucking gnome yourself.
slaapy,
from that angle, i do look like tarantino.
i should work that angle more often. too bad, i look like the sexual super stud that i am from all other angles.