09.02.2008 JENNIFER GARNER IS NOT BAD

I can’t decide if Jennifer Garner looks good or not with no makeup on.  I’ve clicked on each of these pictures twice and I still can’t tell.  So while I’m pontificating over that, just remember, no matter how dull you think your life is, just realize it's like the car chase from Matrix compared to mine right now.


(73) Comments

  1. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 09/02/2008 15:22

    Her face kind of looks like it belongs on a Terminator in these pictures or something.

  2. ososexilexi 09/02/2008 15:23

    With a face and ears like that, it's no wonder her spawn looks like a Garbage Pail Kid.

  3. scum 09/02/2008 15:25

    She looks like she has a package.

  4. Just the Tip 09/02/2008 15:25

    "pontificating"

    Wow.

    I vote "No" - not good.  Really ever.

  5. poppacherry 09/02/2008 15:27

    you guys are waaay too harsh on her. the bitch is still good lookin even without makeup on. she looks "my next door neighbor's underage daughter that i would never fuck around with but still give it a thought every time i see her in the backyard swimming" hot

  6. Paleomiz 09/02/2008 15:28

    Wow, you can probably get a monster blowjob if you grab those jughead ears of hers

  7. Just the Tip 09/02/2008 15:28

    She does scum… she does.  How do you think she got knocked up in the first place?  She ripped ol' Bennie Boy's cock right off of him - no way HE could hit that right - and just kept it there for safe keeping.  Why give it back to him?  He'll just have it in Mattie's ass.

  8. dirtydiane 09/02/2008 15:29

    I realize she thinks she's perfect that open-mouthed, inflatable-lips pouty look…but with her chompers, she unfortunately ends up looking like a dejected, short-bus-special version of Peter Cottontail.  Poor Jen.

  9. BuddyGroove 09/02/2008 15:30

    You can't decide if she's ugly or not without makeup? The answer is- yes, she is. Well, at least in these pictures. I'm sure these are just some bad pics. It looks like it could be her driver license photo.

  10. dirtydiane 09/02/2008 15:32

    shit!  that's what I get for trying to write formulas in excel and post at the same time!!

    *perfected

    **Peter Cottontail's sister-cousin.

    FIXED.  Because I am wee-todd-id.

  11. Just the Tip 09/02/2008 15:36

    wee-todd-iddef.  Being so slow and uncomprehending you miss an obvious slow-nounciation for effect & have to read it twice before you catch it.

    Ex:  I'm fucking wee-todd-id.

  12. reluctantflux 09/02/2008 15:37

    There's a troll in this thread.  Five picture of it.

  13. Cocksteady 09/02/2008 15:39

    Even though she's been tainted by the Affleck, I'd still chop off my own arm in order to sniff her panties…

  14. Rick (with a silent P) 09/02/2008 15:41

    I see where Goblin-child/Gollum gets the ears…

  15. Rick (with a silent P) 09/02/2008 15:41

    at least from the nose down she resembles Ron Howard…if that could be considered a good thing…

  16. Kristeenuh 09/02/2008 15:45

    yep
    she's pretty.
    although she is wearing lipgloss, so maybe it's all just an illusion.

  17. dirtydiane 09/02/2008 15:46

    JTT-You make me chuckle!

  18. Just the Tip 09/02/2008 15:49

    Hmmm… not quite the effect I tend to go for, buuuuuuut…  I'll take that.

    ;-)

  19. MonyVibescu 09/02/2008 15:49

    I would love to shove my mentula up her female cleft.

  20. dirtydiane 09/02/2008 15:50

    Gotta start somewhere…can't just go "Straight for the clitoris!"

    (My MP quote contribution, thank you!)

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