09.25.2008 JESSICA ALBA IS FASCINATING

Jessica Alba isn't even doing anything in these pictures from Mexico, and yet, I can't stop staring.  Her ass is awesome.  God and satan could be in a gun fight behind her and I’d still just stare at that ass.  I think I’m in love.  And it might be mutual.  Are guys picking up on all the sexual tension between me and these pictures.  Slow down Jessica Pictures, the chase is part of the fun.


(64) Comments

  1. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 09/25/2008 12:23

    The boner in my pants from looking at that ass is pretty fascinating too.

  2. Rick (with a silent P) 09/25/2008 12:24

    Jessica Alba ass pics without the ass Cash…something truly worthy of some…um…attention…

  3. Mongro Jackson 09/25/2008 12:25

    I talk about anally raping attractive women all the time, but realistically, I wouldn't do the hard time for rape for most women.  I'd happily spend the rest of my life behind bars for ass banging J. Alba.

  4. Hand Love 09/25/2008 12:25

    Best invisible women ever.

  5. Da Girrrl Next Door 09/25/2008 12:27

    Why is she wearing Sam Ronson's Hat?

  6. scum 09/25/2008 12:29

    I would rim that shit ass.

  7. Dirty Hairy 09/25/2008 12:30

    You look like about a size 14…

  8. Hand Love 09/25/2008 12:30

    I wish I had a girlfriend who could turn invisible… That way I wouldn't be considered a perv for humping the air.

  9. Da Girrrl Next Door 09/25/2008 12:34

    OK, So when is the Doc / Tengo thread coming?

  10. scum 09/25/2008 12:36

    Pic#2 the broad in the blue has some nice juggies.

  11. leftnutofjesus 09/25/2008 12:40

    I would fuck her with my penis and re-arrange her reproductive organs with my teeth.

  12. leftnutofjesus 09/25/2008 12:40

    I would fuck her with my penis and re-arrange her reproductive organs with my teeth.

  13. ohmwrecker 09/25/2008 12:42

    There seem to be some photos missing of how she got from wearing a mu mu cover up to nearly naked on her belly. Did the paparazzi decide to take a nap in that tree?

  14. Hand Love 09/25/2008 12:42

    Wow.

  15. ajs1iron 09/25/2008 12:43

    I'm beginning to think she just wore a pillow around for 10 months.

  16. mom2ross 09/25/2008 12:45

    Yeah, Ohm… they had to put down the camera to use their hands to, um…take a "nap"…yeah.

    Good eye, scum, that's the girl that is on vacation with the other dude Cash was eyeing from the first post.

    And seriously?  She's not interesting, she's an idiot…make her go away, PLEASE!!!

  17. niclipse 09/25/2008 12:49

    I would like to penetrate.

  18. ohmwrecker 09/25/2008 12:50

    Take pictures now. Masturbate later. Be a professional for chrissakes!

  19. leftnutofjesus 09/25/2008 12:50

    photos are missing.  more of my sperm is missing.  we all got shit in common.

  20. DocTroy 09/25/2008 12:51

    When God realized that the pap's flash was too far away he opened the heavens to shine the appropriate amount of light on her perfectly scuplted ass so that we may all enjoy it's glory hole.

     

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