09.22.2008 KIM KARDASHIAN IS A SIZE 2

Despite 25 years of photographic and video evidence, Kim Kardashian is not fat, and in fact has a tiny little body.  This is proven today by a post Kim made on her website, saying…

I have a tiny waist, which is smaller than a size 27 so i always need to have the waist tailored.I also wear stretch jeans, because my booty just gets flattened in any jean that has no stretch and just doesn't fit into non stretch jeans. I usually wear Serfonatine or JBrand, those fit the best! In those certain brands, on a good day I even fit into a size 26! I am a lot smaller than I look in pictures or on TV and that's the first thing people say when they meet me! When I first started doing photo shoots, stylists would bring me a size 6 or 8, and they had to come back with 2's and 4's. I am only 117 lbs!

To prove she’s a size 27, Kim has a video up today where she tries on three pairs of jeans; all marked either a 26 or a 27.  This is her proof.  Then she posted even more video evidence, this time proving that the T Rex could be anywhere, with the fences down it can wander in and out of any paddock it likes.  

(picture source = inf daily)



(63) Comments

  1. Paleomiz 09/22/2008 12:08

    So she's not only a slut with a huge ass, she's also delusional

  2. Tito's Abdomen 09/22/2008 12:10

    She is a midget with a fat ass, thank you for clearing that up, dear.

  3. Tito's Abdomen 09/22/2008 12:13

    And BTW, all you ladies: My dingdong is NOT small! It may look small from certain angles, but in fact it's 117lbs!

  4. The Fried Man 09/22/2008 12:14

    I am not sure I understand…what's the disagreement here?  She is saying she has a big ass.  We're saying she has a big ass.  She has a big ass.  Case closed.  

  5. Paleomiz 09/22/2008 12:15

    And just to show you how delusional she is, here are some size 2 models:

    http://tinyurl.com/44o7jn

  6. markie_mark 09/22/2008 12:16

    If She is a size two her sister must be a size -1.  In golf that's good.

  7. mom2ross 09/22/2008 12:17

    I am not sure I understand…what's the disagreement here?

    There's no way in HELL that ass can fit into anything marked "size 2" unless there's a W after the 2. 

    This picture will always scare me.  I can't believe how freakin' huge her ass is - yet everything else is in proportion. 

  8. lgcjoker 09/22/2008 12:17

    Since fucking when is 117 pounds a size 2? Is that in Euros or what?

  9. Silverback 09/22/2008 12:18

    Sweet Jesus, wouldn'ja  like to root around that bikini for foodstuffs and loose change…

  10. rickedwards55 09/22/2008 12:18

    That is the largest small ass I have eveseen. Size 2 my ass!

  11. rickedwards55 09/22/2008 12:19

    Who would not hit that?

  12. the d-a-double d-y-m-a-c 09/22/2008 12:20

    Size 2 Fucking Big to Wear Normal Clothes

  13. rickedwards55 09/22/2008 12:20

    Silverback saysSweet Jesus, wouldn'ja  like to root around that bikini for foodstuffs and loose change…

     

    Help me find my cars keys and we can drive out

  14. Paleomiz 09/22/2008 12:20

    She's a 2…if 2 is the 1st digit of the zip code her ass occupies

  15. Paparazzi Sniper 09/22/2008 12:21

    Then she posted even more video evidence, this time proving that the T Rex could be anywhere, with the fences down it can wander in and out of any paddock it likes.   

    LOL…….Thank You.   Snarf, Snarf.     ps.  B  I know where you got that line from.  ; )

  16. johnson 09/22/2008 12:24

    she is the same size 2 that J-love hewitt

  17. the d-a-double d-y-m-a-c 09/22/2008 12:24

    FTR, I would soooo let her smother me with that thing.  I'd try to motorboat it, but I imagine the cheeks would provide 2 much resistance.  I'd be like Wee Man when that fat bitch mounts him, and he's clicking his little red glittery shoes together.

  18. Terd Ferguson 09/22/2008 12:25

    Listen bitch, just because it takes two pairs of pants sewed together to make a pair to fit your giant ass does not make you a size two.

  19. Grim Reamer 09/22/2008 12:25

    Let's see in order for her to be a size 2 she would need to be about 3'9" so which coincidentally would be the perfect height for her mouth. 

  20. Rick (with a silent P) 09/22/2008 12:26

    KIM KARDASHIAN'S IQ IS A SIZE 2

    FIXED! 

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