09.04.2008 KIRSTEN DUNST IS DELIGHTFUL

Kirsten Dunst is the co-star of "How To Lose Friends & Alienate People", along with Simon Pegg and Megan Fox, and it may shock you to learn that Kirsten is acting like a pretentious jackass.

Author Toby Young has said Kirsten Dunst had him banned from the set of the movie.
Commenting on his relationship with the cast, Young told The Spectator: "[Dunst] overheard me giving the producer a 'note' on her performance in a particular scene.
"At the time, I didn't think of it as a criticism, more as a helpful bit of advice, and the producer took it in that spirit. But Kirsten overheard this exchange and interpreted it as a complaint about her acting ability.
"It was after this, apparently, that she took Bob [Weide, director] to one side and asked if I could be kept at arm's length in future."

Young of course wrote the book upon which the movie is based.  And he was probably saying, "why is that snaggglettoth here?  Is she in the movie?  She can't act, why won't anyone mention that she cant act?"  And he would be right.  And yet she keeps getting movies.  You see that dog.  That dog is all of us, the audience, pulling against our leash, trying to get away from Kirsten.  Why wont you set us free Hollywood?




(54) Comments

  1. djtechsys 09/04/2008 16:11

    KIKI!!!!!!!!

  2. OCFIEND 09/04/2008 16:19

    Who cares about Snaggletooth!? I want to see more pictures of Meagan Fox! I think every post that metions Meagan, should have photos of her. I love me some white women, NOT vampire bitches!

  3. thebigevil 09/04/2008 16:23

    why is she on a leash?

  4. scum 09/04/2008 16:29

    Anybody have some silver bullets?

  5. cranley 09/04/2008 16:33

    it's like she's trying her hardest not to smile.

    try harder, dunst.

  6. scum 09/04/2008 16:35

    Even the dog doesnt want that pussy.

  7. Raised in Arizona 09/04/2008 16:42

    Twisting her nipples while she touches her fangs will open a portal to the gates of hell.

  8. Homeslice 09/04/2008 16:44

    its 00:44am, i'm bored and wondered if anything entertaining was happening on wwtdd.

     

    apparantly not.

  9. Mo 09/04/2008 16:46

    I hate her so fucking much.

  10. Tito's Abdomen 09/04/2008 16:51

    Kirsten Dunst is a great reason not to watch a movie.

    Hepatitis is another one. 

  11. Homeslice 09/04/2008 16:55

    Lets discuss something more interesting. Like the ad banner at the top.

     

    DO YOU LIKE KANYE WEST?

    "No" os my answer. His music is a hip-hop-hequivalent of a holocaust.

  12. Rick (with a silent P) 09/04/2008 17:05

    KIRSTEN DUNST IS DELFRIGHTFUL

    FIXED!  wish I could say the same for my eyes… 

  13. MG Admirer 09/04/2008 17:18

    Twisting her nipples while she touches her fangs Bending her over and shoving a crucifix up her ass will open a portal to the gates of hell.FIXED
      

  14. MG Admirer 09/04/2008 17:24

    Remind me again…

    What's the rule of thumb with zombies - shoot off their heads of lop them off with a sword?

     

  15. just a ghost 09/04/2008 17:24

    What kind of a dog is that?

  16. Paleomiz 09/04/2008 17:27

    She looks like a demented, bitchy elf

  17. Believedat07 09/04/2008 17:53

    lol

  18. fartleby 09/04/2008 18:19

    How dare the writer give an actress advice on how to act.  Actors never change lines in writer's scripts or anything.

     

  19. Rick (with a silent P) 09/04/2008 18:22

    "What kind of a dog is that?"

    just, in a Snaggletooth post you need to first specify which dog…but the one holding the leash might be a Chinese Crested…with a serious problem with dentition…

  20. Rick (with a silent P) 09/04/2008 18:25

    "She looks like a demented, bitchy elf"

    Paleo, would that we could be so lucky…at least then Hermie could be her orthodontist…"I wanna be….a dentist!"

    and to quote another song from the same show…"Why am I such a misfit?" 

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