Star magazine says today that "Gossip Girl" star Leighton Meester was born in jail as her mother was serving time in a federal prison for drug running. And I think I speak for everyone when say, fucking … awesome.
In the Sept. 15 issue of Star, on sale Wednesday, we reveal that Leighton Meester, who plays the privileged Blair Waldorf in the hot TV series, was born while her mother was serving a federal prison sentence in Texas. The mom was allowed to stay in a halfway house for the birth, but had to return to prison on the day Leighton turned three months. The future star was raised by a relative while mom served out her sentence for her role in a major drug-running ring.
None of those details appear in the actress' bio, which falsely lists the young star as being born in Marco Island, Fla., where her parents moved in the late '80s.
And Leighton's mom isn't the only member of her family with a record — her father, grandfather and aunt all did hard time in federal prisons for drug dealing!
I think the important thing is to judge Leighton by her family and where she was born. She was born in jail, therefore, yes, she is a bad person. Similarly, I have a kind and enchanting personality. Where was I born? That’s right. Gumdrop Island.
I bet that means that she takes it in the ass. AWESOME.
Who?
I love girls that provide their own drugs.
Awesome, that explains the real pretty mouth!
She looks a lot like Winny from that show way back when. You know, the one with the voice over and the teen angst and shit…You know…
I bet in school she's gonna teased a lot with "I will make you my bitch" or "who's your daddy?" remarks.
Okay it's not funny. I don't care.
WHORE!
So, she's been pre-sodomized. Sweet!
She looks like a younger, hotter Julianne Moore. Scrumptious.
Wow, that's some familial baggage she's toting around. Sounds like my kind of girl!
Clearly got her job because she has the "hook up"
I will FUCK that ass.
Fooly she looks nothing like Winnie Cooper.
Kind of looks like Katharine McPhee too. If Julianne Moore and Katharine McPhee fucked, this chick would be their love child.
I'm sorry…you've mistaken me for somebody who actually gives a shit. She's an actor, I didn't think she was actually a privileged Manhattanite because she plays one on tv. I suspected she was probably born in jail in fact.
I think she looks a lot like Winny Cooper. And so does my cockock
i so hope a couple of guards made her mom watertight whilst in the bootie house! so dirty, so filthy…whoever this chic is, she saw her first cock while she was a zygote!
she was in her mom's womb right next to a big bag of coke
Sooo… next revelation will be that her mom wasn't pregnant before she went to jail…
…and had no conjugal visits.
Hmmm…
That would be weird JtT.
I was born in a hospital. That almost makes me a doctor.