Just about three weeks ago, Star magazine broke the story that "Gossip Girl" star Leighton Meester was born in jail while her mother was serving a sentence for drug trafficking (more on that here). Denials were made all around, but oh hey guess what. Us magazine goes to newsstands today and has Leighton admitting everything for the cover story.
…her mom Connie was pregnant with Leighton when she entered federal prison in Texas. At 29, she gave birth while she was just beginning her sentence following a conviction for her involvement with a drug ring that smuggled 1,200-pound shipments of marijuana into the United States from Jamaica. Her father, Doug, also served time for being part of the smuggling operation. Today, Doug works in construction and Connie is a screenwriter.
"Anything that her mother and I did that was questionable occurred before she was born," Doug, who split from Connie in 1992, tells Us.
Meester's rough start gives her perspective today.
"It makes me very nonjudgmental and open-minded," the 22-year-old tells Us. "And I think it just makes me appreciate the things that I have now."
Whatever. I’m not buying her nice girl act. Look at her. That bitch is trouble. We need a hero to stand up, to reclaim the night and take back the streets from hard ass bitches like Leighton Meester! Won’t someone help us?!?!
Fist!
…And whatever, it was weed. You shouldn't go to jail for that, you should get a high five. If I was born in jail on a marijuana related conviction I would consider myself a child of the revolution, like Tupac or Stalin.
Whatever. (yawn)
down in the valley
Sooo… yet another pedo-post? I dunno, and I don't wanna put forth the effort to really find out.
My own little version of "Don't ask, Don't Tell"
I just don't know what's cuter: The Cheeks or the Cleavage.
::Phone rings… "Hello? Uhh… sure, yeah… table for one I guess. Thanks Satan."::
Jesus, it is like her parents were fucking Scarface or something. 1200 pounds?
Her father was a random conjugal visit.
Freight-trained!?
…And whatever, it was weed. You shouldn't go to jail for that, you should get a high five. If I was born in jail on a marijuana related conviction I would consider myself a child of the revolution, like Tupac or Stalin.
TFM, touche man, tou fucking che
Please just put me in a flesh sandwich with her and Minka Kelly. Hell, I’ll even agree to sit 10 feet away from them in a corner of the same room and just watch them make the beast with 2 backs.
I just don't know what's cuter: The Cheeks or the Cleavage.
It's a matching set, JTT.
Pedo?????
She's 22 …..she's almost a GILF.
For research purposes……
http://www.prisonflicks.com/cliches.htm
That thing next to her just realized she wore the wrong shade of yellow to the party and she's gonna prison-shank the poor girl for it.
So we know what case that penis pumping judge presided over now? (Trying to link up two posts…see what I did there? *sigh*)
At least the mother has "paid her debt to society"….and cleaned herself up….
http://www.mrskin.com/data/features/207/blair-chained-1.jpg
Looking at the girl next to her you'd think they segregated all of the people in her graduating class ( I can only assume that's why she's wearing such an ugly dress.) by some backwoods redneck's idea of what constitute "a little latino blood."
I call her squirell because her mouth is full of nuts.
that looks like a drugged up Katie Holmes next to her
22? Yeah, I knew that.
::picks lotion back up::
cheeks or cleavage… I think any straight guy would like to have their dick sandwhiched between either of them.