MAYBE IT WAS KHARMA

Entertainment Tonight has learned today that Sharon Stone has lost custody of her 8-year-old son Roan to her ex-husband Phil Bronstein, whom she divorced in 2004.  The couple were married in 1998 and adopted Roan in 2001.  ET says…

According to court documents detailing a September 12, 2008 custody hearing, Phil Bronstein "shall have permanent sole physical custody of child. Court finds that Respondent (Sharon Stone) failed to meet her burden of proof and denies Respondent's (Sharon Stone's) request for modification of custody. The judge also notes this order is permanent unless there is a change of circumstances.

I don’t know anything about Phil Bronstein but I'm sure I'd rather live with him than Sharon Stone if I was a kid.  Fuck, I'd rather have Chris Benoit and Susan Smith as parents than Sharon Stone.  I'd rather be left in a cage with a hungry tiger.  At least the tiger wouldn't lecture me about politics and things it thinks it knows about art.