Microsoft paid Jerry Seinfeld 10 million dollars to appear in their new ads but now after only two commercials, the wholly unpleasant campaign starring Seinfeld and Bill Gates is being taken off the air. Valleywag says…
In a phone call, Waggener Edstrom flack Frank Shaw confirms that Microsoft is not going on with Seinfeld, and echoes his underlings' spin that the move was planned. There is the "potential to do other things" with Seinfeld, which Shaw says is still "possible." He adds: "People would have been happier if everyone loved the ads, but this was not unexpected."
Honestly, who in the fuck thought Jerry Seinnfeld should be the choice to make a company seem more hip and in-touch. And then put him in ads with Bill Gates. Every god damn second of these things was just awkward and uncomfortable, like watching your parents make out.
Hey my mom is hot..speak for your self
I would rather drink a glass of AIDS than watch a millisecond of those dreadfully boring "commercials" again.
Good, now since Microsoft is all powerful, can they remove that damn Bee Movie from the planet somehow? That was a waste of an hour and a half that I'll never get back.
Microsoft does not need to advertise but if they must they should use Ileane Forward for the ad?
Tits do sell OS's
who cares
I still think Sarah Palin is HOT.
Maybe they should use her to promote Microsoft…..
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Anyone else out there think that Jerry Seinfeld is as worthless as tits on a snake?
Lenny Bruce - Dead
George Carlin - Dead
Rodney Dangerfield - Dead
Richard Pryor - Dead
Jerry Seinfeld - Still alive and on a vicious cash grab.
Proof that life is unfair and if there is a god he is an unfunny Jew prick.
dirtydiane: Fuck yes I do. I get angry just looking at him let alone hearing him speak. And I had to watch them film this shit. UGH.
Lenny Bruce and Rodney Dangerfield are both Jewish, dumbass.
They should use that Bar chick to advertise. Then we could make Task Bar jokes, like I would like to give Bar the Task of sucking my cock for eternity.
Maybe Jerry should've used the ole "jerk store" line in the ad.
I tried to watch Seinfeld but I am not from N.Y. or a jew.
ohmwrecker-
They did not practice the religion as far as I know. Lewis Black was born Jewish and he does not practice it either. I don't accept someone as Jewish if they are born into it but don't follow it. I was born into a Penecostal family but don't follow it. I am a practicing asshole.
In other news, two rich people become friends.
you wanna know how high i am?
i just sat there and watched the entire length of what looked like two dudes trying to decide who's the bitch and did hardcore gay stuff in a teenage girls' room that they took over by holding priceless coins hostage from her parents.
It could work in Japan.
I never watched my parents make out but I sure heard them.
Well, my Dad made all the noise. I presume Mum just laid there, thinking of England.
terd,
you forgot bill hicks.
that's a stabbin.
Neither one of them practice anything anymore as they are dead.