Remember about a year ago when Britney looked her absolute worst, when she was fat and emotionally unstable and her skin was a mess and her head was shaved so she wore those ridiculous wigs all the time? And she dated that fat Arab-looking guy. Well now here's your chance to revisit that magical time and watch them get it on in a Mexican hotel room. Oh, I know. Hot. The Sun UK says…
BRITNEY SPEARS' ex-boyfriend has confirmed he owns a sex tape featuring himself and the singer.
An unconfirmed source claims the two-hour X-rated footage features Britney naked wearing just a pink wig and was allegedly shot in Mexico.
ADNAN GHALIB, the British pap whom she dated during her breakdown, says he WILL sell the tape for the right price.
He told Heat magazine: "There is such a tape, but I won’t discuss prices for hypothetical enquiries. Unless there is a locked-in deal, I will go no further. I am not interested in selling out any other details about Britney.“
A video tape where a white girl gets sodomized by a tubby foreigner in a Mexican hotel room sounds more like evidence in a trial than it does a celebrity sex tape. I’d expect it to end by her holding up today’s newspaper and a computerized voice tells me where to leave the money. Thanks anyway though.
I've already seen a video like this…it was entitled Moby Dick…but it only had one whale in it…
I have no interest in seeing taped evidence of an encounter that ended with both parties doing a walk of shame—all the way back from Mexico, no less.
This is my advise for all those of you, famous or not, who do not want to see themselves on the internet getting fucked: Do not, I repeat, do not tape yourself getting fucked.
It is as easy as that.
I'm getting rock-hard just thinking about the various bodily fluids dripping slowly down sweaty, greased and unbathed extremities and appendages and orifices.
Given the condition of the subjects at the time of the video taping, I would expect NatGeo or Animal Planet to be in on the bidding…
This is almost as hot as watching Paris Hilton giving people Herpes….
An unconfirmed source claims the two-hour X-rated footage features Britney naked wearing just a pink wig and was allegedly shot in Mexico.
ADNAN GHALIB, the British pap whom she dated during her breakdown, says he WILL sell the tape for the right price.
"Lazytown" is onseveral times per week at my house…..
http://www.lazytown.com/
"'Lazytown' is on several times per week at my house….."
Lazytown has a character who smokes and wears a Twinkie IV pump? Talk about prescient…
The first time I saw them together I thought, "That man is a prince who loves her for what she is." Then Reality kicked me in the cunt
Lazy Town is very concerned with ANY activities that take its denizens away from the sweets factory and other "bad" food.
I guess sucking a mid-eastern dick and taking a facial while in a pink wig would make a good episode.
Britney's been bored out so many times, it would take a cock no smaller than your average tree trunk to even tickle that petri dish of a cootch.
But I'll watch.
Im sure brittnys dad will buy it back with her money. It depends on how this next albums goes……if it's a hit. He will by the tape. If not. Your going to see a drugged up white women having sex in a hotel room with KFC wrappers and prescription pills laying around.
Your going to see a drugged up white women having sex in a hotel room with KFC wrappers and prescription pills laying around.
Pap, I think that's what Britney calls "Tuesday"
I'd buy that for a dollar.
"Your going to see a drugged up white women having sex in a hotel room with KFC wrappers and prescription pills laying around.
Pap, I think that's what Britney calls 'Tuesday'"
maybe Britney was auditioning for the lead in the Anna Nicole Smith bio-pic…
maybe Britney was auditioning for the lead in the Anna Nicole Smith bio-pic...
I'll happily stage the death scene
They could never manufacture enough Brain Bleach and Brillo pads for me to scrub this image from my head…I'll pass, thanks very fucking much.
@Observer
My precious spare time is spent with the Doodlebops. http://www.doodlebops.com/
I'd still like to see this, just to satiate my curiosity and get closure on my fetish from 2002
If it's true, this tape will be bigger than Pam and Tommy Lee. Oh yes… you'll see. You'll ALL see. :o|