09.26.2008 NEW BRITNEY MUSIC!!! ;)

It's 5 days late but today the first Britney single from her 2nd comeback album is out. Oh I know, right!!!! I'm excited too! The bridge kind of sucks but the chorus is catchy. The song is called "Toxic". I mean, "Oops I Did It Again". Or it should be. Let's not kid each other, these are all the same fuckin song.

Oh and feel free to ask me why the page suddenly looks exactly like the Superficial, as long as you realize I have no idea WTF the answer might be.

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(75) Comments

Big Smelly Dirt Cock 09/26/2008 07:04

ZOMG!!1!

That sucked.

Rick (with a silent P) 09/26/2008 07:05

Comeback album…I'd prefer a go away address…

RemSteale 09/26/2008 07:07

Its just not the same without a chorus line of schoolgirls

niclipse 09/26/2008 07:07

Pure and utter crap. My dog howls better

Dirty Hairy 09/26/2008 07:09

Why won't she just CHOKE to death already?

RemSteale 09/26/2008 07:09

Nothing pure about Britney any more….

Terd Ferguson 09/26/2008 07:11

RemSteale -

Except for the pure uncut cocaine she appears to be addicted to.

psychostyly 09/26/2008 07:11

Ok- I only made it thru 1:30 of that "song" and I honestly can't say that it had one redeeming quality. Piss poor lyrics, absolutely crap beat, wretched vocals. Maybe it would be good in a techno mix- that way one could realize multiple layers of absolute crap.

Jury of Jerry Colonnas 09/26/2008 07:11

Hmmm … a succulent souffle of Happy Together and Master Blaster, with a heaping teaspoon of Gary Glitter thrown in for good measure.

Serve over a bed of steamed suck.

RemSteale 09/26/2008 07:12

Nah, its half baby powder now Terd

Ballsnyc 09/26/2008 07:12

Is she in a schoolgirl outfit? Cause I spank to that crap!

dirtydiane 09/26/2008 07:12

I'm not going to listen…I have a luncheon today and I don't want to show up with my ears bleeding.

ohmwrecker 09/26/2008 07:14

What was the name of that song, again? I didn't catch it.

Slaappy got fingerbanged 09/26/2008 07:15

I don't want to ruin my weekend by clicking on that link either.

Evil Malcom Norris 09/26/2008 07:16

For god's sake. Give Britney some money in exchange for the promise to never make any music again

Paleomiz 09/26/2008 07:16

I refuse to listen to this on the grounds that it will spoil my good mood

PollyAnna 09/26/2008 07:17

You know Britney,

If it ain't broke don't fix it.

no?

leftnutofjesus 09/26/2008 07:19

i'm higher than jerry lewis with his dick in a retard's ass. so i listened and turned it off when she said, "womanizer" like 9 times and it's sped up by computer

and she's using more auto-tune than motherfucking akon. just more subtle.

this bitch has always sucked. it's just when she was 17 and called a virgin, we didn't really care if she sounded like a birthing rhino.

next….

RemSteale 09/26/2008 07:19

So how good is your mood Doc?

zee 09/26/2008 07:21

I blame the parents of the kids who buy these albums. If they didn't give their kids money to buy this shit, then Britney would have tanked a long time ago. Idiots. I swear I'm going to get T-boned in my car by one of these idiots and day.