Ryan Seacrest is the first to have the new single, "My BFF" by Paris Hilton. Probably because he was the only one that asked for it. He played it on his radio show this morning, and it's also online right here. This version is official, except Seacrest has a tag laid over it that says, "On The Air with Ryan Seacrest", presumably so other radio stations don’t steal the song and play it themselves. Um, I'm gonna go out on a limb and suggest that was unnecessary. He could poison you and slowly read out the ingredients for the antidote and still no one would listen to this whole thing.
oh god…say it isint so.
Paris Hilton singing a song called "My BFF" and Ryan Seacrest.
I'm not sure there has ever been a black hole of suckage overflowing with hot, liquid shit quite like that before in the history of this planet.
I have sent this song to my future BFF… Brody Jenner. I can see you Brody. I'm always watching.
…i cant belive i just listened to part it. It's like the sign "danger do not open this door" But you gotta peek just to see what it is……That's when you get mauled by lions. argghhh
And my computer just kicked me in the balls for visiting Ryan Seacrest's website to listen to that.
Her bff just spooooged in her left eye. Hey didn't Left eye from that girl group die, sang the chasing waterfall song. Lets Hope Paris follows in her footsteps.
I refuse!
He could poison you and slowly read out the ingredients for the antidote and still no one would listen to this whole thing.
Most would ask for more poison!
my Boyfriends Fcuk Face?
Who cares. God, why do people think she is hot? She's a friggin' butt ugly. I mean, my ass looks prettier than her. After I shave it of course.
One Hot Night In Paris.
Reciting stuff in the nude.
Getting filmed while taking a bath and shaving the pussy (not sure about the last part).
Those were the days, this is bullshit!
I listened and a little bit of me died today…..
BuddyGroove saysWho cares. God, why do people think she is hot? She's a friggin' butt ugly. I mean, my ass looks prettier than her. After I shave it of course.
even with the little bloody tissues squares
Buddy, you chicken!
The only use I could find for Paris Hilton would be if I needed to open some Spaghettios and couldn't find a can opener. Doesn't it seriously look like she could open a can with that fucking nose? Yuk. (To Paris, not Spaghettios.)
BuddyGroove saysWho cares. God, why do people think she is hot? She's a friggin' butt ugly. I mean, my ass looks prettier than her. After I shave it of course.
even with the little bloody tissues squares
It's a shame her parents couldn't afford to fix her nose and that lazy eye.
Rosie using Sam as a dildo while Paris is forced to clean up the mess….HOT.
"Friends don't let friends
drive drunklisten to crappy music."The AutoTune…proof of the impending Apocalypse…
Rick (with a silent P)
That is one of the signs