Page Six says that Lindsay Lohan turned down almost $701,000 to pose naked for the January issue of Playboy.
The Sapphic-leaning star has turned down a $700,000 offer to do an eight-page topless spread in Playboy's 55th-anniversary issue this January. "If there's nudity, then the answer's no . . . She's not going down the [New York] magazine road again," Lohan's rep told Playboy's creative consultant.
Last time Lindsay did this, she said later that she didn’t know it was for a magazine or that the pics would be so revealing. I’m not sure what she thought topless pictures were gonna look like, but they look very much like topless pictures. So Playboy should have just gone to the easily befuddled Lindsay and made up some story to get her naked. Like look at the tag on her shirt and then say you heard cotton was made of poison. Get that shirt off and lets take some pictures so we can see if you have a reaction later.
yeah!!! new thread!
She will eat tainted clam but wont pose nude? Bitch.
but shiit!! it's about lilo!!
at this point she's too dumpy for it anyway
But she didn't rule out hardcore ass-fucking videos either right? Awesome.
gross - i don't know how Brèndo can look at the last picture and still find this bitch attractive
In related news, Samantha Ronson has accepted a $75 offer to pose for Playgirl.
PLAYBOY = Uninteresting since pre internet
Only 700K? I thought $1M was the standard offer. Or maybe that's just the Indecent Proposal standard.
Frecklelicious.
It was $1,000,000 when Chris Elliot offered it to Woody Harrelson, wasn't it, Maxwell? Never mind, that was a dream sequence…
PLAYBOY = Uninteresting since pre internet
And since the internet, who would even buy Playboy when in a fraction of a second you can get free downloads of trannie midgets fucking donkeys in a tub full of Jello?
See what happens when you all ask for boobs? Bet you'll think twice next time, huh?
Brendan, you motor boatin' son of a bitch, you.
In the last pic with the net,
she looks like a freshly caught and deformed one-eyed mermaid that's having a facial stroke, but somehow grew a set of nice neighborhood titties.
Not wearing a bra will not help her "situation".
Good. I don't need another vomit-inducing photoshoot of this gingerdykebitchcuntcancerousscabwhore.
Maybe she read my letterbomb and took it to heart.
And since the internet, who would even buy Playboy when in a fraction of a second you can get free downloads of trannie midgets fucking donkeys in a tub full of Jello?
Doctress, please post link, thanks in advance
And since the internet, who would even buy Playboy when in a fraction of a second you can get free downloads of trannie midgets fucking donkeys in a tub full of Jello?
Shouldn't you know how to find it, having been the fluffer and all?
And since the internet, who would even buy Playboy when in a fraction of a second you can get free downloads of trannie midgets fucking donkeys in a tub full of Jello?
Shouldn't you know how to find it, having been the fluffer and all?