09.15.2008 NOPE. NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE.

Despite what it may look like, this is not Brooke Hogan’s boyfriend.  It's her roommate.  Some guy named Glenn Packard.  She's just hanging all over him to get attention.  He's probably an idiot but that would still suck.  You just want a place to crash but you have to put up with this Amazon flirting with you.   If she did that to me, like if she stood in my doorway at 1am and asked what I was doing, I would put my finger under my nose to make it appear I had a mustache.  Then say, oh, are you looking for Brendon, he took off for a while.  Then Brooke would see my mustache and go, oh jeez, I’m sorry, I thought you were Brendon.  Then I’d run to the bathroom and start a fire in the trashcan, duck out the window and run for my life.

(picture source = bauer griffin)



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  1. maximus 09/15/2008 15:15

    I want to fuck her chin.

  2. Matingas 09/15/2008 15:17

    i'll stick it in her pooper… im a tall dude.. and i've never been able to do doggy/anal without bending my knees.. tall girls gross me out… not brooke.. i'll do her

  3. Correction Chimp 09/15/2008 15:18

    I think it's exactly what it looks like, which is an ocean full of scantily-clad men.

  4. scum 09/15/2008 15:19

    Toe in pic#2, where is pepper?

  5. Paleomiz 09/15/2008 15:22

    I wonder how much Daddy pays him so he'll let Brooke put her mitts all over him? Whatever it is, it isn't enough

  6. scum 09/15/2008 15:27

    I was going to say she he it looks retarded in pic#1 but that would be mean to the handicapped.

  7. someoneluvsu 09/15/2008 15:30

    Brooke is trying to get into position to fuck him up the ass.  Ocean sex is such fun!

    Glenn Packard - a name that screams rump ranger.

  8. pepper 09/15/2008 15:32

    scum, that's not a toe.  That's MOose Knuckle…..

  9. ChiefKeefe 09/15/2008 15:33

    Is that Cameron Diaz after a boob job, 3 cycles of anabolic steroids and a rigorous mass-building weight program?

  10. scum 09/15/2008 15:37

    "To boldly go where no man has gone before" *except daddy.

  11. Little Sister 09/15/2008 15:41

    One of my friends made me watch Brooke's show once while I was visiting them in Vegas. If I recall correctly, that man is gay. Extremley gay. That's the only reason her father permits them to be within 10 feet of each other.

  12. Baphomet 09/15/2008 15:54

    she's ugly.

  13. Boonie 09/15/2008 15:59

     He doubted his committment to smoking pole, then he started living with Brooke. Now he's 99.9% gay!

  14. Paleomiz 09/15/2008 16:02

    2 people, 5 chins

  15. scum 09/15/2008 16:03

    Having grown up in SanFrancisco I can truthfuly say that I've seen much better looking trannies.

  16. Woodman 09/15/2008 16:05

    IT'S A MAN BABY!!!!

  17. ohmwrecker 09/15/2008 16:06

    She has a rich daddy? Is it Paul "Crocodile Dundee" Hogan?

  18. Correction Chimp 09/15/2008 16:13

    Did someone extinguish his cigar where this man's nipple should be?

  19. man bear pig 09/15/2008 16:26

    I'd fuck her but I wouldn't suck her dick. 

  20. Matingas 09/15/2008 16:27

    megan fox has bikini pics on GQ .. why haven't u posted them!? HUH?! whats taking u so long

     

    do your job! i do mine! 

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