09.15.2008 NOW THIS IS MORE LIKE IT

Needless to say Jenifer Lopez was not the only celebrity to participate in the Malibu Triathlon yesterday.  She was just the only one to go to the media beforehand and stomp her fat feet to get attention for it.  Eliza Dushku, Matthew McConaughey and Jon Cryer were just a few of the others to quietly participate and raise money for charity.  So not only did Eliza do it with more dignity, she made it look way way hotter.   This is how you can tell JLo is an egomaniac.  Any other person would have taken one look at themselves in that wetsuit, then spent the weekend in the bathroom taking laxatives and crying.

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  1. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 09/15/2008 09:29

    Nice. 

    I'd like to peel her out of that wet suit all sweaty and moist and then proceed to lick her box.

  2. Paleomiz 09/15/2008 09:32

    I heard Matthew did the entire Triathlon stoned, naked and playing the bongos. So where are the fucking pictures?

    Tomorrow's show theme is "Relativity"–all classic rock songs will have a kinship term (mother/father, son/daughter, brother/sister, etc.) in the title. Send me your requests and get a shoutout on the air! 

  3. Evil Malcom Norris 09/15/2008 09:35

    +1 for golden necklace.

    +1 for white bar tape

    -1000 for ugly Sp**ia**zed bike, platform pedals, black saddle, Shitmano, etc …

  4. the d-a-double d-y-m-a-c 09/15/2008 09:37

    Eliza makes Daddy Mac happy in pants.

  5. OCFIEND 09/15/2008 09:37

    SISSY!!! I love her! "You're name doesn't even fit the ryhme scheme."

  6. readykilowatt 09/15/2008 09:38

    Glad this triath got more sexy. Lopez needs to crawl back under her rock.

  7. the d-a-double d-y-m-a-c 09/15/2008 09:40

    I'd definitely try this athlete.  J-Lo, not so much.

  8. happy 09/15/2008 09:40

    Bikini pics???    Plllease…

  9. Evil Malcom Norris 09/15/2008 09:51

    I'd lie, if I say, I know who she is…

  10. Woodman 09/15/2008 09:52

    Did she leave her tits at home or what?

    I'd still hit it though. I'm just sayin'. Tits always sweeten the deal.

  11. hoodrat 09/15/2008 10:06

    "I'd like to peel her out of that wet suit all sweaty and moist and then proceed to lick her box."

     

    IAAWTC, about ten times over 

  12. slutwhore 09/15/2008 10:08

    pics 3 & 4? wtf guys? this bitch is ugly. If I were a guy, I'd take JLo and her fat feet any day over this titless plain jane

  13. Lightdragon 09/15/2008 10:13

    slutwhore : I find this woman very attractive. excuse me while i jerk off to her. if you are offended then tuff cookies.

  14. Harenmahkeester 09/15/2008 10:13

    J-Low sucks, and Eliza's tits are perfect!  I think I may have found a new fetish: wet suit porn.  Damn she's hot in that thing.  Does anyone know if they make a crotchless version?

  15. Mac-Daddy 09/15/2008 10:14

    -sings…..Cuzz I gotta have FAITH!

    (for all you Buffy / Angel fans!)

  16. Inigo Montoya 09/15/2008 10:15

    I can't believe this is the only time you've ever mentioned Eliza Dushku. 

    Then again, she's not an insane maniac slut(sadly) drug addict publicity whore, so I guess it does make sense after all.

  17. Woodman 09/15/2008 10:21

    slutwhore, I plan to do her from behind and imagine the way she looked in Wrong Turn. A tight white tanktop never looked so full!

  18. Nancy Reagan 09/15/2008 10:21

    Who the fuck rides platform pedals?

    Oh Malcom, are you a Campy snob?  Don't you realize that they all work well or are you one of those pricks that just rides Italian shit?

  19. Nancy Reagan 09/15/2008 10:23

    This droopy-eyed bitch is ugly!!  I'd still do ass-to-mouth with her, but she is really not very nice to look at.

  20. slutwhore 09/15/2008 10:29

    hey Anna Kournikova was there, let's see those pics please :)

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