Okay so, in stark contrast to the last email I got about this, I just got another email from someone who works on the Girls Next Door, and she says the previous reports about Holly moving out and breaking up with Hef are 100 percent not true. She says Holly shot scenes for GND yesterday at the mansion and they have more planed tomorrow. She says Holly would never leave Hef because she has too much to lose, including her pretend job at the magazine and whatever future opportunities may come her way because of her profile as Hugh Heffner’s girlfriend.
To be honest I had a hard time believing that last story and a much easier time believing this one. It's not like Holly's dumb ass could get a real job. Here's her resume:
- I can and will lick an old mans balls
- I'm naked right now
Actually on second thought there’s like 800 producers she could work for. She should dump Hef immediately.
Damn.
Nice boobage, but I still think I would bag the face.
She could always work for a congressman
So we shouldn't believe every email we get? Damn! Guess I won't be spending my European lottery millions while I englarge my penis…
Bitch supports Greenpeace, I doubt her boobs are made of recylced material.
I'm naked right now
What a coincidence, that also makes her extremely qualified to be the administrative assistant of my dick.
I love the vacunt look on the bimbo on the right.
WHAT?
I guess U really can’t believe everything you read on the Internet!
I have to cancel my order for the coach purse and rolex watches that were offered to me at 90% off suggested retail!
What about the online pharmacy?
Is that a good deal or what…?
I got an email ten minutes age, stating she'll start work next Monday in our office. /*myballsgotblue*/
Plenty of people would lick old man balls and are quite comfortable taking off their clothes. This chick is hot, that is her resume, and if she had the guts to go do something else she would be at my apartment tonight and prepare herself for the greatest deep dicking she has ever had.
Wait a minute!
What is that in your avi, SCUM?
Mee, bad joke. Apparently every office bimbo around here got the same smart idea.
AND OUT
DGND, that was my Quagmire dick tattoo but i've moved on.
would be at my apartment tonight and prepare herself for the greatest deep dicking she has ever had. — fried man
WOW! That’s Fucking HOT!
WHAT?
I guess U really can't believe everything you read on the Internet!
Da Girrrl Next Door I believe everything you write…true story!
If you stuck a pin in her ass, she would uninflate
I like resumes without padding.
I don't believe I'd bag the face. I would, however, have to break out one of the ballgags. Otherwise, she'd make a lot of noise while I broke and reset the bones in her messed up toes.
Stop! Hammer time!
I see she and Victoria Beckham come from the same Shiny Forehead Tribe.
I will be back, I just got a email that says lonely house wifes in my area want to meet me for no strings sex.