The Sun UK claims that Samantha Ronson is making proclamations that she and Lindsay Lohan are getting married. Does this chick play any music while at work or does she just smoke and tell the room about her wedding plans?
Sam used her DJ slot at top LA hotel and night spot Chateau Marmont to announce the news, telling clubbers:
“By the end of this year, my love will be Mrs Ronson.”
She added: “Tonight shows the power of a woman – to underestimate that is to underestimate the world.”
If I were Sam I wouldn’t get too comfortable. She’s already on borrowed time. Lindsay is still Lindsay. I don’t know if Sam is aware of this, but people don’t magically get sane overnight. Lindsay is still fucked up and she's done nothing to address any of that, except to get a girl to go down on her. Look, I like girls going down on me too, no one is here to argue against that, but I’m not arrogant enough to think that my penis has power over the laws of human nature.
While I am enjoying the view… I had thought we already hit our Lindsay quota.
…for the decade.
And by the end of next year “Mrs. Ronson has decided to go back to Dick!”
I dunno. This is the longest Lindsay's been seen with ANYONE in a long time. Maybe she IS sane?
“By the end of this year, my love will be Mrs Ronson.”
I knew that was a dude!
"but people don’t magically get sane overnight."
Hahahaha! Fucking pricelessly true. When you sleep with the mental, you never know if you're going to wake up next to Jekyll or Hyde.
If those two start breeding, teh freckle population will reach a Malthusian tipping point, sending all into a speckled apacolypse.
“By the end of this year, my love will be Mrs Ronson.”
you mean, Mr. Ronson will be marrying his mom? Gotta love Ca.'s liberal marriage guidelines…
If I ever try being with a girl it would be a phase and purely Experimental.
Lindsay has taken it past that x 100!
Seriously, If anyone gives up on Dick for Pussy PERMANENTLY
they are 51/50~ CRAZY
They do make an attractive couple. LiLo's tits that is.
Why is everything they say still "in code"? So that they can back out and say, "umm…we never said that specifically."? I mean, come on. If I were all kitties, puppies and unicorns in love, I'd say it out loud. I think it's just to keep Lindsay and Sam in the spotlight (so to speak), it's not as though each could rely solely on their careers to do so.
If I were all kitties, puppies and unicorns in love, I’d say it out loud.
Maybe because its just their kitties that are “In Love”
That being said - My kitty falls in love all the time with puppies and UNICORNS!
Girrrl? I like you! ;)
Rhinos, Elephants, Horses…
This reminds me of the time Macho Man Randy Savage married Ms. Elizabeth.
Or even better, when Kane married Lita and she miscarried the baby!
So Ronson is the man in the situation.; Well, clearly.
Me and God agree that It won't be a real marriage until Ms. Ronson sprots a penis and motorboats those tittays.
I esteem U as well, Mom2Ross :)
TA brought you this story at 11:05 in the Margulies muff thread. Ithankyou
Dirty Hairy - Or when Stephanie McMahon Eloped to Vegas with Triple H?