SHIA WILL NOT BE CHARGED. OF COURSE.

By brendon September 26, 2008 @ 8:17 AM

Shia LaBeouf will not face DUI charges for the July 27th car accident on Sunset when another driver ran a red light, smashing into the left side of his truck and leaving Shia with crushed hand.  People says…

"After reviewing the case, we've declined to file any charges due to insufficient evidence," says DA spokeswoman Jane Robison.
Following the crash, the 22-year-old Transformers star was cited with misdemeanor DUI while he was still at the hospital.
Prosecutors instead plan to file criminal charges against the other driver, who was found to have run a red light, Robison says.
"We're very happy with the prosecutor's decision, and we're glad this whole thing resolved without Shia having to go to court," LaBeouf's attorney Michael Norris tells PEOPLE

There’s not enough evidence because Shia refused to take a blood alcohol test at the scene.  And the cops can’t make him.  Which makes total sense.  Who put them in charge of a crime scene anyway?  Do we really want the cops "policing" our every move?  I think not.  This way is much better.  



(35) Comments

  1. Brandon103 09/26/2008 08:22

    Nice. Good Work.

  2. RemSteale 09/26/2008 08:25

    Do. Not. Care.

  3. Rick (with a silent P) 09/26/2008 08:26

    A truly just God would have made Shia LeDouche left-handed…

  4. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 09/26/2008 08:32

    Whew, this is fantastic news.  I'm not sure this country could go on with its business if Shia were held accountable for his actions.  I mean, Transformers 2 might have been delayed.

  5. leftnutofjesus 09/26/2008 08:37

    who in the fuck is this guy?   i've missed whatever movie or grabass production he was in….and i'm kinda proud of that.

    i've been pulled over by cops that dropped out of school in the 9th grade….and they at least know you have to go with them if you refuse to take a blood alcohol test, but you're drunk.  

    they might fuck little mexican boys and sodomize goats with each others' nightsticks, but they know how to make you on a fucking DUI case. 

  6. The Fried Man 09/26/2008 08:47

    I don't have a problem with this.  If the chick from the Cosby show refuses a breathalyzer and didn't cause the accident…wait, what?  This isn't the chick who played Denise and married Lenny Kravitz?  Different Lebouf?  Fuck him, lock em up with Hogan.

  7. Paparazzi Sniper 09/26/2008 08:49

    who in the fuck is this guy?   i've missed whatever movie

    Uh ..Transformers.   Did you really not see it, or are you just trying to fit in.

  8. The Fried Man 09/26/2008 08:50

    I think I meant Sondra…married to Alvin.  Either way, fck this guy.  He's no Huxtable.

  9. RemSteale 09/26/2008 08:54

    I dont really think LNOJ needs to fit in Pap

  10. Joe Blow 09/26/2008 08:54

    Wow.  An non-GND related post with actual relevance, objectivity and a voice which slightly resembles the one that made me fall in love with this site in the first place.  I'm gobsmacked.  A post without an obvious kickback.  Holy shit.  Maybe this place doesn't lick balls after all.  

  11. Paparazzi Sniper 09/26/2008 08:58

    I know but i wanted to stir the coals.  Im sure his 2 page paragraph of hate is being typed up as I type.  

  12. The Fried Man 09/26/2008 08:58

    Yeah, because I hate all those posts about big breasted naked blond chicks.  Joe Blow, shut your pie hole.

  13. RemSteale 09/26/2008 09:00

    They're very entertaining paragraphs of hate though Pap…..

    By the way, who is the Follower? 

  14. RemSteale 09/26/2008 09:03

    Maybe some articles about different big breasted blonde girls. Maybe the odd redhead?

  15. Eville 09/26/2008 09:05

    Wait, so he was drunk but following the law and didn't do anything wrong? He was hit by a guy going through a red light?

     

    Either way, it's time I get drunk and drive.

  16. ohmwrecker 09/26/2008 09:11

    They're very entertaining paragraphs of hate though Pap…..

    Says who? I don't want to read two paragraphs of anything by any of you fuckers unless one of you is Ernest fucking Hemmingway.

    Let's keep it short and sweet. 

  17. RemSteale 09/26/2008 09:13

    So you wouldnt read three paragraphs of Dirty Diane or SexiLexi describing in lurid detail what they would do to you sexually Ohm??

  18. ohmwrecker 09/26/2008 09:22

    I'd rather not read about it.

  19. Observer 09/26/2008 09:22

    I do indeed know who Shia LeBeouf is……….

    ….and he is duller than Britney Spears music sung by a fully clothed Britney.

     

    Why not do some stories on Mark Ruffalo?????  SAme old same old.

  20. Observer 09/26/2008 09:24

    That damn 5th amendment is such a fucking killjoy!!!!

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