
So where were you when you heard the shocking news that Clay Aiken had come out of the closet? When did you first suspect his true sexuality? I think the biggest hint was the way he acted like a mincing gaywad every single day for the last 5 years. In hindsight, that was sort of a giveaway.









NO? really?! I had no idea.
So will he and Lance Bass be double-dating with Kenny Chesney and Peyton Manning?
He makes a lovely Mom.
Say it ain't so, Clay!!! Damn!!! Who's next, Siegfried and Roy? All my heroes are turning into pooftahs.
People's next cover story: "Solar body known as the sun says Yes, I rise every day"
I missed it. Did he actually impregnate that woman who had a baby for him or did they do AI?
"I cannot raise a child…to hide things."
Unless, when he gets older, he's hiding a cock in his ass.
*Artificial Insemination, not American Idol.
Gay-ken only came out to show Tom Cruise how to get back on the cover of People…
Somebody else's, not Clay's. That's incest. That would be gross.
Lying and hiding things are a few of the greatest joys in life, I couldn't imagine not wanting my child to experience them.
"I cannot raise a child to lie…with women…"
FIXED!
So, who's the father? Sam Ronson?
Why is there a picture of K.D. Lang on the cover of People magazine?
I was just going to say..he's prettier than Sam Ronson.
I've no idea who he? is!
The clock starts now on DCFS trying to get that kid out of a gay household.
This fruit has been biting pillows since '86.
shocking news that Clay Aiken had come out of the closet
We've already got the closet we shoved LiLo and Sam back into–I am sure there is room for one more inside, especially if we remove the oxygen tank
I wonder if Clay breastfeeds the baby.