09.24.2008 SHOCKING, ISN’T IT

So where were you when you heard the shocking news that Clay Aiken had come out of the closet?  When did you first suspect his true sexuality?  I think the biggest hint was the way he acted like a mincing gaywad every single day for the last 5 years.  In hindsight, that was sort of a giveaway.

(70) Comments

  1. Brandon103 09/24/2008 06:41

    NO? really?! I had no idea.

  2. dirtydiane 09/24/2008 06:43

    So will he and Lance Bass be double-dating with Kenny Chesney and Peyton Manning?

  3. Khamel Toue 09/24/2008 06:46

    He makes a lovely Mom.

  4. yelraf 09/24/2008 06:46

    Say it ain't so, Clay!!!  Damn!!!  Who's next, Siegfried and Roy?  All my heroes are turning into pooftahs.

  5. Paleomiz 09/24/2008 06:46

    People's next cover story: "Solar body known as the sun says Yes, I rise every day"

  6. PollyAnna 09/24/2008 06:47

    I missed it. Did he actually impregnate that woman who had a baby for him or did they do AI?

  7. yelraf 09/24/2008 06:47

    "I cannot raise a child…to hide things."

     Unless, when he gets older, he's hiding a cock in his ass.

  8. PollyAnna 09/24/2008 06:48

    *Artificial Insemination, not American Idol.

  9. Rick (with a silent P) 09/24/2008 06:48

    Gay-ken only came out to show Tom Cruise how to get back on the cover of People…

  10. yelraf 09/24/2008 06:48

    Somebody else's, not Clay's.  That's incest.  That would be gross.

  11. FrankDux 09/24/2008 06:48

    Lying and hiding things are a few of the greatest joys in life, I couldn't imagine not wanting my child to experience them.

  12. Rick (with a silent P) 09/24/2008 06:49

    "I cannot raise a child to lie…with women…"

    FIXED!

  13. dirtydiane 09/24/2008 06:49

    So, who's the father?  Sam Ronson?

  14. robvas 09/24/2008 06:50

    Why is there a picture of K.D. Lang on the cover of People magazine?

  15. PollyAnna 09/24/2008 06:51

    I was just going to say..he's prettier than Sam Ronson.

  16. Evil Malcom Norris 09/24/2008 06:51

    I've no idea who he? is!

  17. Harenmahkeester 09/24/2008 06:51

    The clock starts now on DCFS trying to get that kid out of a gay household.

  18. Lil'Yimmy Norton 09/24/2008 06:52

    This fruit has been biting pillows since '86.

  19. Paleomiz 09/24/2008 06:52

    shocking news that Clay Aiken had come out of the closet

    We've already got the closet we shoved LiLo and Sam back into–I am sure there is room for one more inside, especially if we remove the oxygen tank

  20. Mongro Jackson 09/24/2008 06:53

    I wonder if Clay breastfeeds the baby.

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