09.12.2008 SHOULD BE DEAD BY MONDAY

The London tabloids are going all apeshit today saying Amy Winehouse looks to be on the verge of death.  Though her publicist claims Amy is sober these days, Splash has pictures showing an unidentified white powder tucked into her bra.  

Skeletally-thin with a fag-end hanging out of her gob, bruises up her arms and a grey, ravaged complexion, Amy Winehouse looked worse than ever as she staggered about in Camden in the early hours of the morning today.
Though her spokespeople have recently been claiming she's currently clean and sober, the troubled singer looked distinctly unhealthy as she staggered to her local pub The Monarch to play a DJ set.
She was then booed by drinkers in the night spot as she repeatedly stopped playing records to make trips to the toilet.  

I’m pretty sure she can be declared dead just as she is.  This is close enough.  Living people don't look like this.  She looks like a sketch you’d see in the necronomicon.




(90) Comments

  1. Brandon103 09/12/2008 08:31

    thank god, i hope this demon is dead by munday 

  2. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 09/12/2008 08:31

    "fag-end hanging out of her gob"

    Translation needed.

  3. yelraf 09/12/2008 08:35

    No, no, no…you got it all wrong.  Those are screencaps from her upcoming film, Weekend at Bernie's III:  Amy Comes a'knockin'

  4. TW 09/12/2008 08:36

    So the Camden in the UK is as bad as the Camden here in NJ.

  5. Paleomiz 09/12/2008 08:36

    My grandmother looks better than this, and she's been dead since December

  6. happy 09/12/2008 08:36

    better thread with better pics is needed ASAP

  7. heart rob 09/12/2008 08:37

    we should throw a party when she dies .  just really party it up bc she really really needed to die about 8 months ago and her cheating fate is not right

  8. yelraf 09/12/2008 08:37

    You know, I hate to sound like a broken record, but this is damn near criminal.  For people to let her do that to herself…somebody needs to go to fuckin' jail, or she needs to be locked up for her own good.  Pitiful.

  9. bonniekay 09/12/2008 08:38

    she is just pitiful. i have nothing snarky to say, it's too sad.

  10. yelraf 09/12/2008 08:39

    we should throw a party when she dies .  just really party it up bc she really really needed to die about 8 months ago and her cheating fate is not right

     

    Plus, the price of the drugs should go down when her demand dies with her.  We can afford all kinds of shit to party with when she's gone.

  11. CakeSniffer 09/12/2008 08:41

    Looks like the bloom is off that rose!

  12. MG Admirer 09/12/2008 08:41

    Scary eyes.  Druggie eyes.

     

    P.S.  yelraf, I agree with you.     This was kind of funny at first - appearing at door in underwear to greet random stranger,grabbing coke from beehive mid-gig, etc., but right now, the best ting they could do for her would be to strap her to a gurney and force feed her a high vitamin/.mineral/calorie food for 4 weeks.

    Also, make sure the room that they put her in is sound-proofed as she has a mouth on her lie a foghorn.

  13. j.bean 09/12/2008 08:41

    she looks worse than the roadkill on top of her head.  put her out of her misery, already.

  14. Observer 09/12/2008 08:43

    "fag-end hanging out of her gob"

    Translation needed.

     

    Sounds like many of the posters over at Film Drunk.

  15. TheHossmanCometh 09/12/2008 08:44

    This woman is a cockroach at this point.  She has enough chemicals in her system to survive a nuclear fallout.  I don't see how she's going to die anytime soon, since overdoses just seem to be part of her daily routine. 

     

  16. yelraf 09/12/2008 08:45

    Check this out:

    http://tiny.cc/y8mP5

  17. MG Admirer 09/12/2008 08:45

    My grandmother looks better than this, and she's been dead since December

     

    Your great grandmother looks better than this.

  18. pepper 09/12/2008 08:46

    In pic # 2, why is Pete Townshend with her, I thought he only hangs out with little boys?

  19. Observer 09/12/2008 08:46

    Please add the pictures of her with the electrical tape over her nipples.

    It was her best day.

  20. Harenmahkeester 09/12/2008 08:47

    Dude, there ain't nobody home anymore.  Very sad.

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