09.05.2008 SPEAKING OF BRITNEY

Video: Britney's Back!
The VMA’s are this Sunday, and for the longest time the rumour was Britney was going to open the show. Her manager has categorically denied it, but now who knows, because MSN has gotten footage of her rehearsing what sounds like a new song. She looks pretty hot, and at the very least the gay guy at the end that goes “woooooo!" seems to feel the music and dancing are FAB U LOUS. 

(64) Comments

  1. Paleomiz 09/05/2008 14:31

    Mythbusters will be covering how they faked Britney's hotness on their next show

  2. ham sandwich 09/05/2008 14:31

    I really could have started the weekend without a britbrit post. Better than winehouse i guess.

  3. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 09/05/2008 14:32

    Sounds like every other shit turd of a song she's performed.  Same goes for that shitty dancing that suckity suck sucks.  I'm already bored and I hope she gets into an accident on the way and they have to amputate both legs and her voice box.  My TV is going to revolt and kick me in the balls if I dare put the VMAs on.  Fuck you Britney, die or suck my dick but please pick one.

  4. Baphomet 09/05/2008 14:34

    Brandon wrote a year ago or two, something like let's face it guys, Britneys career is over.

    I  thought he was totally wrong because she is too rich and too important to her label to let her go, but then she got her second child, and cut her hair. Somehow he saw it all coming, like Nostradamus. 

  5. scum 09/05/2008 14:38

    That little gaysian boy is so cute, wooooooo.

  6. Tito's Abdomen 09/05/2008 14:39

    This is a new song? It has not verse, bridge or chorus to speak of. No hook. No melody. A rhythm one can take a dump to at best.

    So probably this is her new song.

    Gonna be a hit. 

  7. pepper 09/05/2008 14:44

    scum, I see you have your gaydar on…..

  8. Rick (with a silent P) 09/05/2008 14:45

    "Mythbusters will be covering how they faked Britney's hotness on their next show"

    If TV can make Criss Angel look interesting, they can do anything…besides, they faked the lunar landing, didn't they?

  9. scum 09/05/2008 14:48

    Pepper, it's fagulous to her from you my friend.

  10. Rick (with a silent P) 09/05/2008 14:50

    Instead of the line "You want a piece of me", will Twitney use "You'll get some STD's"?…

  11. pepper 09/05/2008 14:50

    I have nothing funny to write so I'm on the side lines….

  12. pepper 09/05/2008 14:52

    Scum, cumming from you, I guess I'll take that as a cumpliment!….you go girl!

  13. ham sandwich 09/05/2008 14:53

    Can we please send her over to Iran and encourage some Muslim bombings? Of her of course.

  14. godfather_kevin 09/05/2008 15:00

    Even if she does get some of her hotness back she's easily one of the worst singers of all time.

  15. Raised in Arizona 09/05/2008 15:02

    You guys try dancing with a twat that looks like a Philly Cheese steak.

  16. Raised in Arizona 09/05/2008 15:04

    …and if any of you ladies have a twat that looks like a Philly Cheese steak, call me.

  17. readykilowatt 09/05/2008 15:04

    Here's hoping there's a wardrobe malfunction!

  18. My Penis, The Weapon 09/05/2008 15:33

    I've said it before, and I'll say it again…I'd fuck her for an iPod

  19. scum 09/05/2008 15:39

    MPTW, where the hell have you been? Pepper and Potz are having an affair behind yor back.

  20. Richard 'Ditch' Brodie 09/05/2008 15:39

    My god I love her!  I know it's wrong, but I can't help it.  She's like a drug I started taking at 14.  I wake up at night after choking her out in my sleep.  Fantastic!

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