JESSICA SIMPSON WAS DRUNK – the National Enquirer says Jessica Simpson was kicked out of a Marc Jacobs party because she was drunk. I blame the alcohol companies. Why do they have to make it so delicious?
BROOKE IS DUMB AS HELL – Brooke Hogan was on the Howard Stern show today, and during the course of the interview admitted she didn’t know who the Vice President is and said her breasts were real. Real on the outside, maybe.
PARAMOUNT HAS LOST THEIR MINDS – the studio turned down a movie and its sequel, one to be directed by Steven Spielberg, the other by Peter Jackson. The movie is "Tintin", based on the comic strip about a little kid and his dog in Belgium. Spielberg has controlled the property since 1983, so long that he once considered Henry Thomas (ET) and Leo DiCaprio as the lead character. Could DiCaprio play a young boy today? Could 900-year-old Harrison Ford play Indiana Jones? Sure why not.
DAVID DUCHOVNY IS DOING WELL IN SEX REHAB – being locked up in L.A. with a bunch of other perverts doesn’t really sound like a cure. It sounds like a porno.
I AGREE WITH THAT GIRLS TITS - Amabo is making a strong push in the election, especially among girls who don’t know how mirrors work.
I'm still waiting for a bald headed britney porn to leak… from back when she was bat shit bonkers
I can't believe that sucked.
it's hard to even know if the song is good or not
it's not. we're talking about britney fucking spears, brèndèn
Who is up for a golden shower this weekend????
wtf is an internetz.
It sounds like it was recorded on a cell phone through a jock strap.
And the audio quality is poor as well.
Agrees with Brandon103:
What on Earth made you even think this had the potential of being good??
Was she singing about bananas? That sounded like it was recorded from an air duct above the studio with a Mr. Microphone.
This sound like the kind of music PEPPER will play through the speaker of his ice cream truck while drives through neighborhood streets stalking little girls dressed in Britney outfits they bought at Hot Topic.
Thank you, thank you, thank you for all the distortion and noise. Otherwise you heard even more of this "song" (I use the term very loosely since it would normally implicate that this abnormality has something in common with music).
This does nothing but make me want to punch her in the taint even more.
No shit… wtf is internetz? and how is it that California can limit the amount given.
I say lets melt down the glaciers and get the shit over with…
Nice mask, scum, but I think they're on to you.
I just missed a call on my cell from a 213 area code. Why, praytell, would Warren G be calling me?
Was this recorded through a laptop speaker?
……..it's hard to even know if the song is good or not.
Based on prior evidence……I'm leaning to "not".
I'll definitely buy this new song….or "album" if it comes with a blow-job…….
….from Jaime-Lynne
i finally get my power and internet back… and this is what i'm greeted with?
Observer -
I am holding out for a BJ from Bristol Palin in exchange for a John McCain vote. I think it will come down to that.
I am holding out for a BJ from Bristol Palin in exchange for a John McCain vote. I think it will come down to that.
It's going to have to be better than that for me. I am thinking mother/daughter, salad tossing, reach around, ball swallowing and cum slurping from a champagne glass. or maybe something a little more humiliating. How bad do you want my vote Palin?