I'M VOTING FOR MCCAIN – I'm sure Obama is a smart man, but … the tits. They’re very big. I must do what they say.
NICOLE KIDMAN IS AN IDIOT - Oscar-winning actress Nicole Kidman said swimming in Australian Outback waterfalls may promote fertility and might have contributed to her unexpected pregnancy over the past year. I heard semen also works, but I don’t have an Oscar so just ignore me. Nicole is probably right. The water is probably enchanted by magic fairies, and that’s how she got pregnant.
BRAD PITT FILMS A JAPANESE COMMERCIAL - Why did they dress him like this? And do that mustache? If the Japanese ever do something that isn’t completely batshit crazy, feel free to let me know about it. I'm surprised they didn’t chase him with some kind of penis octopus monster.
PETA IS FUCKING CRAZY - PETA wants Ben and Jerrys to use human milk in their ice cream. They got the idea after a restaurant in Switzerland announced it would use 75 percent breast milk in its food. PETA officials say a move to human breast milk would lessen the suffering of dairy cows and their babies. In a related story, WTF?
BUY BRITNEY’S HOUSE - Britney Spears's six-bedroom, six-bathroom Studio City home is on sale for $7.9 million, according to Splash News. You have to take our word for it that this is her house, since she’s not standing on the roof. People in Montana must laugh their ass off when they see people in LA paying 8 million for a house crammed onto half an acre.
Only fools will vote for Barack Hussein Obama
How long until 1 of the durdenites use the banner pic as their avi?
"PETA wants Ben and Jerrys to use human milk in their ice cream."
I prefer getting my RDI of breast milk the old-fashioned way…by earning it…thank you Smith Barney…
and as for the banner pic…that's my idea of a red state…
The only time Nicole Kidman looked good is when Billy Zane was ripping her panties off in "Dead Calm".
Why?
You could only see her bare ass….and not her face and boney tits.
I like the idea of humans suffering instead of animals. Or maybe I just like the idea of humans suffering.
Chi che Christ!!!
Biden states, titanium bra manufactures pollute the Great Lakes.
and not her face and boney tits.
So, women have bones in their tits. I guess I shouldn't find this shocking from a man who believes that Jesus rode dinosaurs.
Those are some rockin' tits, but I don't like getting fucked in the ass so I'm not voting for McCain. Sorry.
yeah …i want my ice cream from some crackhead mother who is selling her breat milk for drugs.
Ohm, Ohm, Ohm…...
You twist the statements much like a typical liberal (i.e. fool)…..
I clearly said Nicole Kidman has boney tits…..not womyn.
Let me ask you English Majors this question:
Is this Irony or Hubris?
Lynne Spears is currently trying to get you to buy a book she wrote about her bad parenting and she's being ingenious about it. She's tying it into the current presidential race!
Mom Spears told Newsweek that she feels the public is hypocritical for giving her teenage daughter Jamie Lynn Spears flack over her pregnancy, while being fine with vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin's daughter Bristol's. I'm not ok with Bristol's pregnancy! The dude who knocked her up describes himself as a "f*ckin' redneck." Who wants that over at Christmas?
There room enough for Obama and Biden on those dirty pillows,if anything can bring this country to together it titties.
That being said I not making any decision until I see some nippleage.
I would ask Lynn where the newspaper or magazine article that DID NOT give Sarah Palin shit about the fact that she has a daughter who likes to fuck………..
…….but I have to say…..I'm not against teen fucking……
Obs, I know you are confused by science but I'm pretty sure all women have the same biological make up. (ie. if Nicole Kidman has bones in her tits, all women have bones in their tits.)
I didn't even notice they had something written on them…
so they are saying McCain drinks milk?
Observer: Rednecks are fun at Christmas. They make for good betting. How long before they end up blowing off a finger or end up in the hospital or knocking up your dog?
If you are for teen fucking, but against sex education, doesn't that make you for teen pregnancy?
Ohm…..
So, women have bones in their tits. I guess I shouldn't find this shocking from a man who believes that Jesus rode dinosaurs.
Jesus did not ride dinosaurs…..he rode a donkey……
I think the Romans rode dinosaurs……when they conquered Israel.