David Duchovny announced that he was in a rehab for sexual addiction last week, but apparently that doesn’t mean he was sleeping around and cheating on his wife Tea Leoni. According to Fox News, he was addicted to porn. Oh jeez, whatever.
(his) announcement that was he was in rehab for sex addiction sparked a lot of rumors. One of them was that he’d been caught having an affair with his tennis instructor (a woman) and that he was undergoing rehab to save his marriage.
Alas, it isn’t so, says a close friend. Duchovny did not check in because of an extramarital fling.
I have inferred from my conversation with Duchovny’s friend that this has something to do with an addiction to pornography, probably on the internet. It’s the sex equivalent of a gambling addiction, where the person is just hopelessly trapped in chat rooms.
Wuuf. They really should have just gone with the cheating thing. That sounds way way better than jacking off in chat rooms.
Tea needs to lighten up. Now her man is gonna be all embarrassed. I don’t know who decided that enjoying porn meant you were addicted, but I bet it was someone fat. Fat people are always real jealous of sexual creatures like me and David Duchovny.
Yeah, sure. With the tail he can get I'm sure he was just sitting in the basement jerking off to YouPorn all day and night.
There's treatment for being addicted to porn? Why?
maybe Davie-boy is Buddhist…""You, yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection." ~ Buddha"
Rem, I think the correct word is ointment…
Wait… you can get addicted to porn… especially porn on the internet? Seriously? Like, it'll intrude upon your day, and you may even be caught up at your job, be less productive, and engae in random chats or posts with graphic comments…. potentially rendering you incapable of even leaving your desk?
No shit?
ShockingTube probably freaked her out. Not even Tea can compete with some of that.
Just try and convince me that 5 minutes after this pic was taken, Ms. Macrame Rainbow Bikini wasn't on her knees, choking on Duchovny's cock.
We've seen this pic before, and still the important question has not been answered:
Who the fuck is the oh so prominantly enhanced, unnaturally red headed hottie with the bold belly piercing so fuzzily rendered to the right?
Hmmm… sex addict post, and so far it's me, Mike, Rem, Big Smelly, (P)Rick, and the ol' Silverback.
Go figure.
We know you watch too ladies!!!
…and I missed Rem on the bold used the wrong preposition.
…and it's still a sausage fest.
…and it's still a sausage fest.
Just as long as Kevin Spacey isnt in here as well
Dude, if jacking off in porn chat rooms qualifies as sexual addiction, then I would have OD'd like a 1,000 times already. Bro was fcking his tennis instructor…let's call a spade a spade.
you motor boatin' son of a bitch.
…and I missed an "and" in my own correction comment. Where is that monkey, anyway?
…and I'm 3 inna row (4?) which entitles me to the title: Current Lame Ass of Durden
How does one even jerk off in a chat room? I can barely type as it is… no way I could keep up one handed.
JTT, actually, it is not all that difficult…not that I
admit tohave any…um, first hand knowledge, that is…and not that there would be anything wrong with it if I did…just sayin'lol……. how Horriable for Tea. One day I walked in through the garage to our apt and i caught my ex BF jacking off with headphones on. I touched his shoulder and he got scared then pissed at me. It was very awkward for a few days then when he started deadbolting both doors i knew it was time to leave……fuck rehab!!
Jacking off with headphones on. What was he listening to?
Don't tell Tea wasn't bending the Tennis Twat over the net either. Yeah… yeah… you KNOW she was.
Whatta they do at the "rehabs" anyway at check in? I'd love to see THAT questionaire. He "…did not check in because of an extramarital fling." Ok, cool. I guess you just kinda check in a buncha boxes…
Typing one-handed on a blackberry? Even more difficult.
Like I'm the only one…
Jacking off with headphones on. What was he listening to?
LOL………..he was watching porn……I always gets me that i dident see exactly what he was watching. My girlfreinds asked but i dont remember seeing anything unusal, i know it was a white girl and white boy. Nothing funny like Henati, or animal porn.