09.08.2008 THANK GOD FOR BAR

Thank god Bar Rafaeli showed up at the VMAs last night, because she was the only one worth looking at.  Every other person there looked like hell.  She’s way way hotter than everyone else no mater where she goes, but in that corral of the dammed last night it was even more dramatic than usual.  I don’t get why more girls don’t look like Bar.  Just lazy I guess.  Look do you bitches want boys to like you or not?


(43) Comments

  1. Omnipotent Supernatural Being 09/08/2008 08:55

    it looks like hanes made her dress

  2. Evil Malcom Norris 09/08/2008 08:56

    Thank god for Silicone! 

  3. Perry 09/08/2008 08:57

    Too bad she's into women.

  4. mobywan 09/08/2008 08:58

    vicious, almost obnoxiously hot…i'm this close to telling her to go fuck her mother for being so hot….

  5. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 09/08/2008 08:58

    She looks good and would get the best ten seconds of her life with me.  Just as an aside, how the fuck does someone walk in a dress like that and not trip and fall flat on their face?

  6. Bobafet 09/08/2008 08:58

    Numm Numm — I mean, not sure what Leo sees in her

  7. Just the Tip 09/08/2008 09:01

    Uhhh… Football Season kids.  NFL.  I know, wrong damn site, but people watched the VMA's?  Really?

    Hell, the season premiere of Entourage, in all of it's half hour glory, was more entertaining.  There was quality bare ass at least & decent psuedo fucking.

    …and here's the part where I toss out the standard:  "Who?"

  8. Tito's Abdomen 09/08/2008 09:03

    Million Dollar body, ten cent face.

  9. Brandon103 09/08/2008 09:03

    still not sure who this broad is, but i love her nonetheless 

  10. Paleomiz 09/08/2008 09:04

    Isn't she the one letting that troll of the modelling world Leo DeCaprio plunder her fundament? Proof she might be beautiful, but she's dumb as a box of rocks

  11. Brendon01 09/08/2008 09:04

    Why is it that Israeli Jews are so much hotter than American Jews?  They get bar, we get fucking Fran Drescher look-a-likes.

  12. TW 09/08/2008 09:04

    No VPL's there so thumbs up on the dress.

  13. ham sandwich 09/08/2008 09:05

    Plus she knows how to kill a man with a spoon.

  14. hoodrat 09/08/2008 09:07

    Goddamn I'd like to get my Hanes on her

  15. Seej 09/08/2008 09:10

    plunder her fundament

    Nice way with words there Doc.  I'm gonna steal that.

    And am I right in thinking it's not worth the however many hours of my life it would take watching this show?  As far as I can gather from this site, it's just Russel Brand failing to impress, Britney getting awards for "Most Tried Hardest To Give Up Teh Crackpipe," and a bunch of underwhelming hiphop of the sort that makes me never want to watch fucking Cribs ever again.  Is that about the size of it?

  16. pepper 09/08/2008 09:10

    Why is it that Israeli Jews are so much hotter than American Jews?  They get bar, we get fucking Fran Drescher look-a-likes.

     

     

    Europeans know how to bake them… 

  17. leftnutofjesus 09/08/2008 09:11

    Mr. T had a full out sex-change operation and no one told me?!?!?!

    At least he kept his chains.  Gotta keep it real.

  18. TW 09/08/2008 09:11

    "plunder her fundament" <– yes. yes we would like that. Thanks for asking.

    Also, they [Israelis] have tried to portray her as cerebral but there's no denying the box of rocks…

  19. TW 09/08/2008 09:21

    A-Team reference. Awesome.

    All we need is a Stripes reference and all is good in the world. Any of you dudes ever see the Stripes DVD with the bonus scenes?  PJ Soles shows her nipples left and right and climbs on top of BM and gyrates all over him.

    Murdock, sshutttup fooo!

  20. ham sandwich 09/08/2008 09:44

    Awww hannibow!

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