09.08.2008 WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT

Well if the MTV Video Music Awards weren’t dead before last night, they sure as hell are after it.  Not one single interesting thing happened for four hours.  Everyone looked like hell.   Ever single musical act sucked.   Even if you watch a local public access hearing for a proposed school levy, there’s some shouting and a chance for a fistfight.  This was way way worse than that.  The big winner of course was Britney Spears, who somehow won three awards even though her video was average in every way.  Everything with Britney is relative at this point.  She didn't perform, but she did look pretty good, and she didn’t get drunk and take a swing at a cop, so her night was a huge success.


(43) Comments

  1. Jabroni 09/08/2008 06:23

    She is still fucking big-time tappable!

  2. RemSteale 09/08/2008 06:23

    Britney's awards just goes to show, a willingness to give head goes a long way

  3. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 09/08/2008 06:28

    The fact that Britney is getting awards for that garbage she calls music is all I need to know about how irrelevant MTV has become.  The only thing I'd be remotely interested in seeing her doing involves large amounts of dick inhaling and even then it's a passing interest.

  4. pepper 09/08/2008 06:28

    I am so happy that I don't have a TV…..

  5. tblaney6591 09/08/2008 06:28

    Hey, let's all watch the no talent whores… yeah right.  (I'm including Kanye West in that statement too)

     

    http://wtcctr.blogspot.com 

  6. Evil Malcom Norris 09/08/2008 06:28

    WTF?! She was obviously on speed while posing for the camera the whole evening. So, no big news from the MTscukmyarseV Retard Show

  7. niclipse 09/08/2008 06:29

    MTV … people watch that?

  8. Evil Malcom Norris 09/08/2008 06:30

    MTscukmyarseV hates Black People Kanye West. Haha, nice move.

  9. djtechsys 09/08/2008 06:35

    please… she KNEW she was getting those awards. why else has she been busting her ass getting back in shape?

    never a more planned comeback.

     

    also, ol' kanye is full of shit. he said last year that he would never perform again because he never got an award.

  10. RemSteale 09/08/2008 06:38

    Ah, remember when MTV was brand new and radical?

    Seems like a lifetime ago, oh wait, it was. I'm just getting old.

    By the way, nice tits in the avi DJ 

  11. joss 09/08/2008 06:39

    That Taylor Swift looks mighty inbred to me….

  12. Nuts 09/08/2008 06:40

    Britney, Britney, Britney, Lindsay, Britney, Britney, Britney

    Oh well, this is what I come here for, right? 

  13. pepper 09/08/2008 06:41

    I thought Kanye West won the Susan Lucci award?

  14. Jabroni 09/08/2008 06:44

    burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp

  15. RemSteale 09/08/2008 06:44

    That Taylor Swift looks mighty inbred to me….

    Well, they need some reason to go on Springer and his ilk these days…. 

  16. Mac-Daddy 09/08/2008 06:50

    -BORING!

  17. Jayms 09/08/2008 06:53

    Fifth from the left: FAT ARMS.   Me no want.

  18. TW 09/08/2008 06:54

    pic 5:  Britney looks like the normal one…

  19. Rick (with a silent P) 09/08/2008 06:55

    "The big winner of course was Britney Spears nobody who watched that bloated piece of crap 'awards' show, especially since MTV now shows as many music videos as CNN, and the two or three videos they do show fail to give even a retarded monkey a hard-on."

    FIXED! and without the use of Autotune… 

  20. THE O.G. HATER 09/08/2008 06:58

    Russel Brand is the unfuniiset f@ggot evar.

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