Well if the MTV Video Music Awards weren’t dead before last night, they sure as hell are after it. Not one single interesting thing happened for four hours. Everyone looked like hell. Ever single musical act sucked. Even if you watch a local public access hearing for a proposed school levy, there’s some shouting and a chance for a fistfight. This was way way worse than that. The big winner of course was Britney Spears, who somehow won three awards even though her video was average in every way. Everything with Britney is relative at this point. She didn't perform, but she did look pretty good, and she didn’t get drunk and take a swing at a cop, so her night was a huge success.