Over the past two years, various rumors form a number of sources claimed that Will Smith was becoming more and more involved with Scientology, the fakey dumb ass religion of his BFF Tom Cruise. It was claimed he gave church brochures out to cast members on his movies, he home schooled his kids with Scientology methods, and even funded the creation of a Scientology-based private school for kids. Oh but Will says none of that is true. According to Fox News…
Monday night, I ran into Mr. and Mrs. Smith at the premiere of “Lakeview Terrace,” which Will has produced with partner James Lassiter. Jada was there, too. And here’s the thing about Will and Jada: they are immensely likable. They are incredibly gracious.
I told him I’d heard he’d given a press conference to the group called Anonymous, which protests Scientology.
“Not exactly a press conference, but I did talk to them,” he said.
So, what’s the story? Is Will a Scientologist? “I am not,” he told me. The school is using one of Scientology's teaching tools, but Will said, “You can take different parts of things you like and put them all together.”
By all accounts Will Smith is the nicest guy in the world. And it seems he’s determined to do what he wants, as he sees fit, despite what people might say. And good for him. Megan Fox and I are the same way. All that matters is our love. We don’t care about the rumor mongers, let them talk I say.
Perhaps he's really a Moonie or a Jehovah's Witness?
You're playing with fire, Will. They got DJ Jazzy Jeff and they will get you too.
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“You can take different parts of things you like and put them all together.”
That’s TRUE, because I do that all the time too.
Well then, that settles it. Thanks for clearing that up Lying McLiar.
I wonder what Carlton thinks about all of this.
"You can take different parts of things you like and put them all together.”
Like Megan Fox's body and Amy Winehouse's immune system?
whatever happened to Ashley? I thought she was developing into a little Super Fox.
"You can take different parts of things you like and put them all together.”
Megan Fox's face
Kate Hudson's bottom
Lindsay Lohan's boobs
Sienna Miller's vadge
Jennifer Aniston's stomach
Maria Sharapova's legs
These people (Scientologists) feel that it is ok to lie to everyone and anyone, so don't take his word for it…take mine. He is. Evidence: Will Smith denying he is a Scientologist.
And I thought he was "one of the good ones."
Has he gone batshit insane too? Dammit, lost another one!
ZENU WILL HAVE HIS WAY WITH ALL OF YOU! HE WILL RAPE YOUR SOULS!
Yeah, George Michael can relate.
People pass rumors that he's gay. But he's not. He just likes sucking dicks in men's restrooms. That doesn't make him gay - he's just taking the best parts about homosexuality and applying it to his straight lifestyle.
Think outside the box people.
Yeah, George Michael can relate.
People pass rumors that he's ghey. But he's not. He just likes sucking dicks in men's restrooms. That doesn't make him ghey - he's just taking the best parts about homosexuality and applying it to his straight lifestyle.
Think outside the box people.
Well there you have it folks, two versions of the same post. One in English, and another in "1337 speek"
Xenu is not happy!
EdgardoElegante:
That doesn't make him gay - he's just taking the best parts about homosexuality and applying it to his straight lifestyle.Think outside the box people.
Truly inspired.
Also….being a dicksucker is basically defined as " Think outside the box…."
The only way I'll believe him is if he walks up to Tiny Tom in public and kicks him square in the balls
Tiny Tom, that gave me chuckle.