WOULD YOU JUST DIE ALREADY

We should have some kind of program that captures drug addicts and fuckups like Amy Winehouse and then harvests their organs for important people like me in case I need them one day.  This would seemingly be illegal, but I’m not sure.  I’m not a lawyer, so I guess it's possible this would violate some obscure code or provision.  Before you make up your mind, keep in mind all this is just from the last two days  

She bailed on a concert: Amy Winehouse is facing legal action after she pulled out of a concert in Paris just two hours before she was due to headline it.  A statement posted on the festival website said organisers had decided to start legal proceedings against her because of the circumstances of her cancellation.  “We have still not been given any explanation of the exact reasons for her absence.” 

She OD’d twice last year: The singer, 24, suffered two major overdoses, with such bad convulsions that they were “like a scene from The Exorcist”.  And her body is so frail from drug use that doctors were scared she would break bones during a fit.  A close pal of Amy’s laid bare the truth – warning medics said one more overdose will probably kill her.   

She may have brain damage: Winehouse first overdosed in August last year from cocaine, heroin, ecstasy, ketamine and crystal meth.  She was advised to see a psychiatrist after displaying 'multiple personality traits' that made her a suicide risk.  It was following this second overdose in July that doctors are worried her brain was damaged by the cannabis overdose after she displayed symptoms normally associated with schizophrenia. 

I find it hard to believe the cops can’t do something about this menace.  England used to pour boiling oil over people for a lot less than this.  You could make shoes too fast and get locked in the tower for sorcery.  Can’t the queen declare her a warlock or something?  There has to be something still on the books about that.  Seriously, who would disagree?