Will Smith and Jennifer Lopez have yet to officially confirm that they've become scientologists, although many think that is the case, and now Star magazine says there may another secret convert.
Pop star PINK has reportedly turned to Scientology to help her move on after her split from husband CAREY HART.
The pair's two-year marriage ended earlier this year (08), and friends reveal the singer has sought comfort from pal Juliette Lewis, who is introducing her to the controversial religion, popular with superstars like Beck, Lisa Marie Presley, Tom Cruise and John Travolta.
A source tells Star magazine, "Pink is in the beginning stages of checking out the religion, but she has taken to it and she wants to get more involved."
Eh who cares. It’s just Pink. People act like Scientology is talking over Hollywood. More often than not it's nobodies like Danny Masterson, Jenna Elfman and Kirstie Alley. You could see a more star studded line up than that at an Alabama boat show.
Would eat.
Wow, I don't care what anyone says, she is so punk rock.
The last time I went to Puerto Rico, I met these 2 hispanic girls at the airport. At first I thought they where Puerto Rican, but it turns out they where Costa Rican, and where there on a little getaway. One of them had a rich father apparently and the other seemed to just have money somehow, I never was clear about that.
Jolane was 20 and Teresa (the other girl called her teresita), was 21, both were fucking hot (easy 6s or 7s). Anyway I chatted them up and then they left in a taxi.
I finally made it to my hotel room, got drunk and crashed. I woke up really early the next morning and went down the street to Denny's to get some breakfast. So I was eating an omelette and drinking some orange juice (which for some fucking reason they call chino over there), and in walk Jolane and Teresa.
Teresa was wearing a black pair of tight-ass lululemons and sporting perhaps the most spectacular cameltoe I have ever witnessed in real life. Jolane was wearing regular whore-shorts common in PR and was looking pretty damn good herself.
I invited them to set with me and we start talking, it is still pretty early so at this point I don't know if they are just getting in or earlybirds. It turns out they just got drunk and crashed like I did.
Anyway, after some small talk Jolane asked if I smoked out, and I replied sometimes, at which point she says they have some weed and want to get high.
My hotel is closer than their hotel, so we go there. These girls are truly hard-core pot heads. They have 2 huge bunts in immediate rotation. Once we started getting high I also broke out the cuervo platinum for them and johnnie walker blue label for me (both of which are dirt-fucking-cheap in PR, btw).
So at this point, it is about 9:00am and we are stoned out of our fucking minds and getting drunk pretty quickly. Teresa starts saying she is hot and wants to cool of. Since my room had a hot tub(no heat of course, just whirlpool mode), I recommend we get in. They give the normal half-harted complaints about not having bathing suits, etc, but said they would get in naked if I turned around while they undressed and got in.
The modesty lasted about five minutes, before they started "accidentally" popping titties over the water and laughing. Then another round of blunts. They were setting together on one side and I was on the other. They started giving shotguns to me and each-other, which shortly turned into shotgun plus-a-kiss (and giggles) for me and each-other.
After a while, and to make the shotguns easier, they told me to come over and set between them. So at this point I feel titties on both sides of me, I am as high as I have ever been in my life, and about 5 shots of johnnie blue in the wind.
I then detect teresa's forearm touching my stomach and reaching across toward jolane. At that point I suddenly realized, that L. Ron Hubbard is a total fucking douchbag.
Isn’t pink Jewish?
Funny. She doesn't look
DruishJewish.aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha fucking scientolotards
Scientology? When did Dr. Who become a religion?
You know the punchline "They're all pink on the inside"? Well, this one aint.
Nice story grapeape. 8 years ago, when I was 16, on new years eve, totally virgin, totally without a gf, and totally uncool, I had sex with a 26 year old who I had met for the first time in my life. Didn't tell me her name. Didn't leave a number. Never saw her again.
This site is really in the shitter today. Eva looking like a tranny, followed by Amy Whorehouse digging her grave, and now this shit. Did that Bar chick die or something that would cause us this trifecta of horrors?
Phew…I thought you were going to say somebody hot was turning to scientology. I can't wait for the inevitable Katie Holmes, how I got sucked into Scientology interview with Diane Sawyer…should be any minute now.
I read that headline and thought the govt had started setting alien threat levels.
Maybe it's some sort of subtle shocker reference or something. We have Pink, and Amy's bound to stink.
This isn't where you send your stories to Penthouse Forum, grapeape…move along, dude.
that's what i'm talkin bout Norm. I want to see Marissa Miller brushing her teeth.
Could it be… THETAN??
grapeape can you go into detaii, please?
For the record, I'd fuck Jenna Elfman…
Pepper = awesome
I don't think Pink's problem is that religion was missing from her life–I think the problem was that she has even said in interviews that she hates sex, and Carey was tired of begging
Oh yea, Grapeape with your wall of text: Cut that shit out