10.13.2008 AMY WINEHOUSE REALLY LOVES DRUGS

As if Amy Winehouse needed any more incentive to do cocaine, now she's found a way to make it taste good.  The Daily Mail says…

Ms Winehouse has a $1200 cotton candy machine into which she reportedly sprinkles wraps of cocaine before whipping up the sweet treat - her 'coke 'n candy special'.
The source said: 'It was Mick's idea. The machine was Amy's pride and joy and he thought it would be funny to give it a boost.
'He and a some pals sprinkled a wrap of coke into the mixture and Amy started eating it before she realised what they'd done. She now thinks it's a hoot to do the same.'

Could someone in England email me and explain why the cops can’t just arrest her and force her into rehab.  Isn’t her behavior cause enough to search her house and follow her around a little.   If I hung out at the high school under the bleachers where the cheerleaders sit during practice, wouldn’t that be enough for the cops to question me and search my van?  That was rhetorical by the way.  It is.

(picture source = bauer griffin)




(182) Comments

  1. Paparazzi Sniper 10/13/2008 13:31

    ………So do I.

  2. Paparazzi Sniper 10/13/2008 13:32

    *……..but not that much.  lol    Nice teeth you wascally wabbit.

  3. Little Sister 10/13/2008 13:32

    Wonderfull, now cotton candy is ruined for me as well. Everytime I reach for the fluffly conffection now I will think, “God, did any of those carnies slip drugs into this?”

  4. THE O.G. HATER 10/13/2008 13:32

    HORSE FACED KILLAH!!

  5. THE O.G. HATER 10/13/2008 13:33

    I think you should roll over the picture and it make a sound of:

    *SNNNNNNNOOORRRTTTT*

    *HORSE WHINNEY*

  6. mobywan 10/13/2008 13:35

    can i get pic five for my wallet…just pure grace, and beauty….

     she's starting to get the junkie teeth…..next stop after the junkie teeth is death

  7. Paparazzi Sniper 10/13/2008 13:37

    i just viewed all the pictures and boy that's sad.   Her skin is all yellow.  Wheres your size 13 balerina slipper Amy?   Kurt Cobain just called Amy.  He said  "damm you like shit" 

  8. JewishSurfer 10/13/2008 13:39

    I honestly want to make fun of her but picture 5 couldn't of ruined it for me. That picture is like a chick who keeps talking instead of going down…by the time she starts I really don't care anymore.

  9. pyszny 10/13/2008 13:39

    Man, im English, and i have no idea why the police dont sort her out, its embarrassing.

  10. Paparazzi Sniper 10/13/2008 13:39

    Death Really?   What are the odd's on her going to Rehab, Getting clean, and continue singing?

  11. dirtydiane 10/13/2008 13:42

    I think I've figured it out…it's not drugs.

    What began as a perfectly decent symbiotic relationship between her and that beehive 'do has morphed into something a little more parasitic.  She's being consumed by the beehive of death and she doesn't even know it!

  12. scum 10/13/2008 13:45

    Judging by the wasteconcern bin in the background I would say she is Englands version of Oscar The Grouch.

  13. Fussy Bitch 10/13/2008 13:46

     Listen Sweetheart if you re finding inventive ways to make your cocaine habit more fun like lacing Cotton Candy with Cocaine, let me just by you the bullet now and you can end it all. IT is all downhill form here, there is no going back to normal Cotton Candy, no going back to any semblance of a human being - and really you are wasting space. Fuck the police why should they sort her out, she got herself in this mess, let her figure it out either get better, or get dead. 

     I can't stand these loser drug addict "celebrities" - like life is do difficult for you - well excuse me if your ruby shoes are too tight and you're weight down by all the $100 bills in your pockets.  

  14. Nancy Reagan 10/13/2008 13:47

    Oh my…sometimes I dream about barebacking Amy Winehouses pussy.  She is pretty cute.  I bet her pussy feels just like fucking a Twinkie…a big, wet, gooey, sweet Twinkie.

  15. GHOSTRIDER 10/13/2008 13:47

    Three words - REAPER FUCKING VIRUS ! ! ! Come on AMY YOU CAN DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!

  16. DB's Treasure 10/13/2008 13:47

    Is John Madden writing these captions???

  17. dirtydiane 10/13/2008 13:50

    Pic #2- "Yaaaaaarrrrrr!!!  Hooray for coke'n'candy!"

  18. Paparazzi Sniper 10/13/2008 13:51

    I bet her pussy feels just like fucking a Twinkie…a big, wet, gooey, sweet Twinkie.

     Wrong …..i think its more a Turkey Pot Pie hot and gooey with unpredictable chunks inside.  

    I hope i did not ruin Turkey Pot Pies for anyone.

  19. Carole Lombard Is Dead 10/13/2008 13:51

    Hang on. Do you know how much coke you have to EAT to get high? "Sprinkling" coke into the cotton candy would just numb your tongue at most. So you wouldn't even taste the cotton candy. Which is great if you eat cotton candy for the texture. Mmm … cat hair on a stick!

  20. Gonzo 10/13/2008 13:52

    at least she shaves her pits

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