It takes forever in this interview with Angelina Jolie on the Today show this morning to promote "the Changeling", but at the end Angelina Jolie says she definitely has plans to adopt again. People freak out about this, say she has too many kids already, but what would you rather have if you were in a kid in some prehistoric nightmare of a country where dinosaurs still roam the earth and "ham" on a menu is just and abbreviation for "hamster". Would you rather be the 7th kid in the mansion or would you rather consult the wise lion every time it doesn’t rain, and then you have to walk through the wall of fire because the lions answer wasn't clear.
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I had this dream last night that I could physically detach my dick from my body and carry it around and do cool things with it.
If that dream became a reality, I'd like to sidle up on Angelina when she's out at a restaurant and put my dick on her plate.
I think she'd be into something like that.
Angelina looks pale as a redheaded corpse in that movie. Just the way I like em.
I don't know …dinosaurs and hamster sound pretty cool…
So she wants to adopt again…big effin deal…wake me when she's ready to nail someone more hideous than Billy Bob…that'd be change I could live with…
Adopt some American kids you fucking unpatriotic CUNT
Old, find a hamster the size of a dinosaur, and, combined with the London Eye, we might just have the energy problem solved…
It could be worse…she could be spending the money on hookers and blow.
Wait, that worked for Gary Busey.
Jesus Christ! Matt Lauer is so fucking stupid. I love how after every question she just pauses and looks at him like he is the dumbest shit on earth before she answers.
"is it hard, as a mother, to deal with those emotions while making this movie?"
Um . . . no. She's an actress. It's what she gets paid to do, you dipshit.
Of course, If I were interviewing Angelina Jolie, I would just stare at her and say "Homina, homina, homina" while I rubbed my crotch.
-recommends myself for adoption!
Right after the first Tomb Raider movie, I sent Angelina a proposal to adopt me. This cunt never signed the papers.
No piece of ass is worth this
Rick… looks like someone has been talking to the wise lion again…
Ugh…
…I really have nothing to say about this stupid ass.
"Of course, If I were interviewing Angelina Jolie, I would just stare at her and say "Homina, homina, homina" while I rubbed my crotch."
Ohm, I just chocked on my chips, I laughed so hard at that.
DB: When you finish those chips, why don't you come chock my chicken.
chocked?
is that like something you do close to when you choke?
DB- its my day to personally bust your balls..then repeat over and over
Adopt some American kids you fucking unpatriotic CUNT
Hey, here's an idea. Why don't all of you right wing anti-abortionist fuckholes adopt some American kids?
Careful ohm… he might garb it.
Fuck you LNJ - yeah, it's lame… I get it.
aaahhh, ya got me Zombie
*choked
I'm still hungover from celebrating the Phillies. Give me a break.
Meh, cant we have a story about a hot little starlet getting banged six ways from Sunday?
Just not interested in Angelina adopting more rainbow kids….