For months the rumor has been that Madonna has been dating Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, and now that her divorce to Guy Ritchie has been formally announced, its assumed the two can now go public. Rodriquez was seen at her concert two nights ago, and now they may even be planning a trip to Malawi, the impoverished African nation and home of her adopted son, David. MSNBC says…
Now that divorce is imminent, it’s inevitable Madonna’s relationship with Yankee slugger Alex Rodriguez is going to be scrutinized all over. His appearance at her Oct. 12 concert in New York City doesn't help the situation.
“Before the show (Rodriguez) wasn’t there, but after the lights went down and she started singing, he came in and sat front and center,” says a source who sat near A-Rod.
Madonna’s plans with A-Rod extend beyond the concert: the singer is reportedly planning a trip to Malawi when her tour ends, and A-Rod is said to be joining her.
A source from the Kabbalah Centre in New York City says that before that trip, “expect them to make a public appearance together at the Kabbalah Centre here.”
Why? Why on earth would anyone date this bony pain in the ass? Maybe the Madonna 20 years ago, but now? She’s all used up. She has to be so cavernous down there that she can’t even use normal female products. I expect if she took off her pants at the right time of the month, you'd see a tail from a coonskin cap hanging out of her.
He should be forced to turn his dick into the National Office of Men for this egregious offense considering the tail he should be bagging instead of this washed up skank.
Why? Why on earth would anyone date this bony pain in the ass?
Shit, why would anyone fuck Billy Bob? Or Tea Leoni? It's Hollywood Fornication, that's why. Why fuck ordinary people when even uglier celebrities will do?
…home of her adopted son, David.
Adopted? Didn't she steal him?
I think the bet with his team mates got a bit "out of hand"
…third baseman Alex Rodriguez…
So I guess we know why she's getting divorced…Guy sucked at oral. Now she needs a pro.
It just goes to show that those with money must have the least amount of brains.
Could we PLEASE get a post with Britbrit? Or Lilo? Anything?
Coon skin cap, full roll of extra absorbant Brawny papertowel, whatever is handy.
Once again, fucking her would be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway. (i love that)
i am gonna go a differnet way with this….arod's prolly jacked it to madonna when he was 12…now he's superstud and wants to core out the girl of his youth…
however, men are stupid but cocks are brilliant (well , mine at least)….he'll blast her out for a month and then fuck that! his dick is gonna take over and realize that he is in that special zone where he can blast out anyone at will and madonna will be all alone
Ok, I love me some Madonna & while I do agree that you could probably drive a semi truck through her I also think that A-Rod is stalking her. He wasn't there before the show but after it started he was front & center? Because by then there is nothing she can do! She's way too good for him, he's ugly so I really hope she isn't hitting that…then again maybe he's giving her the slugger where it counts & she likes it, she does have the room for it after all!
There are a couple of things that aren't used up with this bitch: her ego and her money, THAT"S the attraction.
I was the only kid in 9th grade who thought she was an ugly skeeze. Now more than two decades later, My opinion hasn’t changed. She’s a real gap toothed skank.
Maybe A-Hole is going to answer my prayers and quit Baseball and take up Splunking.
amanda: spot on, both counts. I applaud you, and humbly grovel before your avi.
Since I haven't seen a post from her here lately, I will throw out gotdang's "He looks like a Calypso singer".
Well, since his team isn't in the postseason, he may as well do whateverthefuck he likes. And if fucking mummies is on the list, cross it off, man. You've done it!
Yes! Go to Malawi! Catch a parasitic anal bacterial infection!
Zack: Arod did. There's a pic of it up on the banner.
the singer is reportedly planning a trip to Malawi
So, the the wicked witch of the north is going to steal *another* child?
I'd fuck her……
….if she was female…….and didn't have a girlfriend like a-hole-Rod.
time of the month??? bitch is like 50, there is no more time of the month. now it smells like mothballs and vicks vapo rub