AROD AND MADONNA NOT WASTING TIME

For months the rumor has been that Madonna has been dating Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, and now that her divorce to Guy Ritchie has been formally announced, its assumed the two can now go public.  Rodriquez was seen at her concert two nights ago, and now they may even be planning a trip to Malawi, the impoverished African nation and home of her adopted son, David.  MSNBC says…

Now that divorce is imminent, it’s inevitable Madonna’s relationship with Yankee slugger Alex Rodriguez is going to be scrutinized all over. His appearance at her Oct. 12 concert in New York City doesn't help the situation.“Before the show (Rodriguez) wasn’t there, but after the lights went down and she started singing, he came in and sat front and center,” says a source who sat near A-Rod.Madonna’s plans with A-Rod extend beyond the concert: the singer is reportedly planning a trip to Malawi when her tour ends, and A-Rod is said to be joining her. A source from the Kabbalah Centre in New York City says that before that trip, “expect them to make a public appearance together at the Kabbalah Centre here.”

Why?  Why on earth would anyone date this bony pain in the ass?  Maybe the Madonna 20 years ago, but now?  She’s all used up.  She has to be so cavernous down there that she can’t even use normal female products.  I expect if she took off her pants at the right time of the month, you'd see a tail from a coonskin cap hanging out of her.