Not every celebrity whores their kids out to the highest bidder and sells the first baby pictures to whatever magazine pays the most. Some, like Halle Berry, just go about their life and if pictures show up, so be it. And that's how the world met Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale yesterday too, when his parents Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale took him to the Beverly Hills library. I'm not gonna lie to you, that fat little bastard is cute. I hate kids, but that one seems cool. There's nothing worse than people showing you pictures of their fug ass dorky kids, because it forces you to find some compliment, even if there's clearly nothing nice to say. If you're like me, your eyes are a deep blue ocean of intrigue, but more to the point you just end up complimenting the kids hat, then you excuse yourself to the bathroom where you start a fire in the trashcan and then escape out the window.
(picture source = splash)
Kid looks like Marshal Tito, the Yugoslavian leader.
Fuck babies. Not literally, or maybe literally, depending on what you're into.
BSDC - i didn't see a PedoBear seal of approval
Here's my compliment to the little fcker…your mom is fcking hot and I want to play a little game with her I like to call, Just the Tip.
Babies are kind of boring and not cute until they're about 2. But I think I'd like my own if I had one, right?
Oh and wow I've finally become desensitised to wwtdd talk of fucking babies, supermanning etc.
Zuma Nesta Rock? Why not totally ruin the little bitch's life and nickname her "Fraggle" while you're at it…
TFM: JTT with gwen? that's lame.
I'd go balls deep. with or without morning wood.
It's good to see Gwen with some meat on her bones.
And boobs.
"Zuma Nesta Rock" has the same syllables and pentameter as "Wicky Wacky Woo". Coincidence?
Ride Lo
(P)rick,
You know it's a boy, right?
*ahem*
PHILLIES!!!
ok that was the last one, I swear…
"(P)rick,
You know it's a boy, right?"
TW, precisely why I chose my pronouns as I did…with that name, the little bitch lost his balls from birth, unlike "Gwee" Ritchie, who had to say "I do" to accomplish the same thing…
Here is one compliment to pay an ugly baby…..
"thank goodness you didn't have twins"
My baby is much much cuter than that one……
http://tinyurl.com/564sg2
so DB, I'm here. now where the tittays at?
the kid's name sounds like something you'd order at a starfucks.
average looking girl with nice kid. Life's simple
awww.. cute.
:ovaries ache a little bit:
but what the hell is up with the name?
obs: that's one gross penis in front of one crooked girl.
Ob don't do this ever again.
OBS- your links should come with a fucking disclaimer….i think i threw up a little in my mouth
ahhh…young grasshoppas never learn…do not look at links from master observer.