Star magazine hits the newsstands today with the headline, Angelina's Humiliating Betrayal, followed by an exclamation point, indicating excitement, so you know this is gonna be good.
Angie is livid over Brad's recent freewheeling behavior with the happily single costars and director of his latest movie, Inglourious Basterds. But what's really sending Angie over the edge is the blatant flirtation between him and his gorgeous leading lady, German actress Diane Kruger! "Angie loves Brad and wants to trust him, but she also knows that their own love blossomed while working on a movie together," an insider tells Star. "Now she's convinced that Diane has a crush on Brad, and she's scared something could happen."
Diane made sure Brad knew just how excited she was during (a cast dinner party in Berlin in September). "She kept putting her arm around Brad's neck to whisper something in his ear because it was so loud. He was clearly charmed by her, and Diane definitely looks smitten. She's thrilled to be around him again."
So I guess Brad has to choose between Angelina Jolie and Dianne Krueger. I feel for you, bro. In a related story, I crawled on the ground under my car because I dropped a chicken nugget. Oh, wait, I guess the two stories aren't that similar.
Fuck.
Keep it on the down lowwww, nobody has to knowwww.
Angelina wants to adopt more kids and now wants to get married, she should just keep Brad's dick in a jar if she really wants to be safe about the whole thing.
Star mag? Hm need to convince the guys down in the back office to get me a subscription.
Hot blond chick or a ass mouthed broad that's adopting her own rainbow coalition? Blonde is the winner.
That's funny. My ex would make sure I was 'drained' whenever I went out with my friends. What's even funnier is that we would just get shitfaced and not even look at other women. It was our ploy to get laid three times in two hours by our wives/girlfriends. I've said too much…
…exclamation point indicates excitement…..
SuperB!
Fussy Bitch!
scum. younger and more blond is always the winner
Nice TW. I'm actually all for my man going out to the nudie bar with his buddies, drinking and getting a little horned up, then coming home to take his aggressions out on me.
smart girl TW…you cant send the boys out with loaded guns…someone could get "hurt"
Younger, blonder, not trying to become Mia Farrow…..
Oh dear
how funny. Angelina manages to steal him away from Jennifer, while they were working on a movie together. Now she's afraid the same thing will happen to her.
delicious.
Jen hires a wedding planner? With all the trim Oscar Meyer's tagged, Jen should hire an STD testing lab…
"Nice TW. I'm actually all for my man going out to the nudie bar with his buddies, drinking and getting a little horned up, then coming home to take his aggressions out on me."
thanks, diane, that's makes for lovely lap dance imagery in my mind…and conveniently timed for my…um…lunch break…
Last time there was a "Tense SHOWDOWN in Berlin" the Jews lost.
agreed DD, although I like to go with, and make them set by me while I get the lap dance…that usually leads to crazy sex in the car before we get out of the parking lot
yeah, that's what she called it: unloading the gun.
In a related story, Jennifer Aniston is one homely bitch!
SuperB,
you got an older sister?
I have a gun that needs unloading and the one unloader is too far away…