BEYONCE IS AN IDIOT

When we first met Beyonce lo these many years, she was pretty and charming and seemed genuinely likable.  It was a love affair that would seemingly go on forever.  In reality, it’s going to end, right now, as you read this next sentence.

The R&B singer has christened herself “Sasha Fierce” for her new double album, “I Am … Sasha Fierce,” due in stores on Nov. 18, and has released a lengthy justification for the comical moniker.“I have someone else that takes over when it’s time for me to work and when I’m on stage, this alter ego that I’ve created that kind of protects me and who I really am,” she said in a statement.Sasha Fierce is the fun, more sensual, more aggressive, more outspoken side and more glamorous side that comes out when I’m working and when I’m on the stage.”

Listen you dimwit bitch, no one cares about your stupid name. Actually I do because you’re fat and "Beyonce" turns into "Buoyancy" quite nicely, but other than me, no one cares about your stupid name.  We’re about to elect someone named Hussein Obama.  In this climate, in the US, his name couldn’t be any worse if it were Stalin Dogkicker Stab You.

story source = MSNBC.  picture source = Splash.  "Sasha" has a myspace here