When we first met Beyonce lo these many years, she was pretty and charming and seemed genuinely likable. It was a love affair that would seemingly go on forever. In reality, it’s going to end, right now, as you read this next sentence.
The R&B singer has christened herself “Sasha Fierce” for her new double album, “I Am … Sasha Fierce,” due in stores on Nov. 18, and has released a lengthy justification for the comical moniker.
“I have someone else that takes over when it’s time for me to work and when I’m on stage, this alter ego that I’ve created that kind of protects me and who I really am,” she said in a statement.
Sasha Fierce is the fun, more sensual, more aggressive, more outspoken side and more glamorous side that comes out when I’m working and when I’m on the stage.”
Listen you dimwit bitch, no one cares about your stupid name. Actually I do because you’re fat and "Beyonce" turns into "Buoyancy" quite nicely, but other than me, no one cares about your stupid name. We’re about to elect someone named Hussein Obama. In this climate, in the US, his name couldn’t be any worse if it were Stalin Dogkicker Stab You.
story source = MSNBC. picture source = Splash. "Sasha" has a myspace here
I don't give a shit bout this Kneegrow..
Here is a better story
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This bitch should refer to Garth Brooks and "Chris Gaines."
There were bitches that would suck his dick while their husbands clapped and watched with pleasure. After he pulled that shit, his wife didn't even want to taste it anymore.
Jay-z is dumping this bitch soon. And I hope they all die in a fucking fire. At least they haven't reproduced. I will give them a splooge of credit for that.
I also need 5 bodyguards to trail me wherever I go. The difference is they don't need to lift me into the jacuzzi like a fucking piano
pepper,
if it's not of the "all kinds of fucked up" nature with pictures, then we don't give a fuck. Please note.
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Deeply funny, deeply sad
why DOES she have bodyguards? Maybe their foodguards. They get their first, hide the food, then let her walk in.
Looks like no one learned from garth brooks mistake. Silly
hillbillyrastas.What a egotistical bitch.
I hope a black hole opens up above her head and drops an anvil on it.
darn it LN! I gotta read faster. Or type faster. Maybe I should just get back to work.
"why DOES she have bodyguards?"
lnoj, with an ass like Bey-otchy
has, it takes a village to encircle her…I will say this, Jay-Z could compete with Ice-T for the Ugliest Brotha Award.
Her ego is so big that she's trapped bodyguards around her like moons orbiting a planet.
I'd rather vote for Stalin Dogkicker Stab You
B Hussein Obama Bin Laden??? O NOES!
Who
Is
This
Fucking
Motherfucker?
Don't forget to invite 50 Cent to that contest, ham.
Let's leave the "alter egos" to super heroes, professional wrestlers and blog boards shall we??…
Do alter ego's ever work out in the music industry?
Xtina didn't work for Christina
AguileraBratman"Mimi" didn't work for Mariah Carey
She'll still be Mrs.-Z in my book
Kneegrow
This is no different than just saying it but gets it past the filters and it needs to stop
I will now petition to start"IHateSashaFierce.com"
I will stump for advertising from IHOP, Cinnebun, and Smith & Wesson.
Ice-T would bitchslap Jay-Z so hard, Rick James would feel it. Body Count motherfuckers.