10.14.2008 BEYONCE IS STILL STEALING MATERIAL

It's been reported many many times in the past that Beyonce and her team of mangers are creatively challenged, so they often resort to stealing material and ideas from others who came before them or from new singers and songwriters who have no power to stop them.  Oh hey have you heard her new song, "If I Were A Boy"?  Fox News says…

The story behind "If I Were a Boy" is absolutely scandalous … the young woman who wrote the melody and lyrics had no idea Beyonce had even recorded her song until a stranger called with the news. By then, it was too late.
BC Jean is a hot, up-and-coming, 21-year-old female singer songwriter from San Diego. Those who’ve met her says she’s smart and "gorgeous" (but) she and her manager/mother have been strong-armed by Beyonce’s people and others who saw gold in "If I Were a Boy" and didn’t care how they got it.
BC Jean wrote and recorded about a dozen songs with German pop-factory producer Toby Gad for an album … when the deal fell apart, Gad took the songs and started marketing them to big name, established artists.
When I wrote about Beyonce’s version of "If I Were a Boy" last week … plenty of people knew the saga of Beyonce’s manager/father Mathew Knowles’ aggressive pursuit of the publishing rights to the potential hit record. His goal was to get the rights to the song and to put Beyonce’s name on the writing credits.

I don't get why the law is so helpless in situations like this.  Beyonce raped this girl and is gonna get away with it because she's rich.  Not literally of course.  I shouldn't have said "rape".  People throw that word around too loosely, IMO.  Especially the prosecutors in my case.  Why can't we call it, "an unrequited love affair".  See?  Doesn't that sound better? 

(180) Comments

  1. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 10/14/2008 13:49

    I have a very simple solution to solving this dispute: kill Beyoncé.

  2. Zombie 10/14/2008 13:52

    Sounds like the script for Dreamgirls 2.

  3. MonyVibescu 10/14/2008 13:52

    I want to fornicate with this charming negress! I could completely inundate her stretched-out cunt with my violent ejaculation (vekehr). That's what Kafka really meant, you fucking bollards!

  4. Rick (with a silent P) 10/14/2008 13:52

    She hid the song between her ass cheeks…not even Equisearch could find it then…

  5. MonyVibescu 10/14/2008 13:53

    *Verkher (A violent ejaculation crossing the bridge) 

  6. Beer Ninja the Liver Assassin) 10/14/2008 13:53

    But Beyonce is so well known for her originality!  This completely shatters my world… 

  7. Jon 10/14/2008 13:55

    Sounds like it might be Toby Gad who committed the thievery.

  8. Dirty Hairy 10/14/2008 13:56

    What I really need to know is what Beyonce's brother, Harry, is doing about all of this!

  9. Just the Tip 10/14/2008 13:57

    Wait… wait… wait… isn't this really an old Michael Jackson tune?

  10. Zombie 10/14/2008 13:57

    BC Jean is a hot, up-and-coming, 21-year-old female singer songwriter from San Diego. Those who’ve met her says she’s smart and gorgeous

    Next they're going to tell us she cooks and does dishes too. I call bullshit.

  11. Slaappy got fingerbanged 10/14/2008 14:02

    Sam Ronson should steal this song "If I Were a Boy" 

  12. ohmwrecker 10/14/2008 14:02

    Wait… wait… wait… isn't this really an old Michael Jackson tune?

    That would  be "If I Were Inside A Boy"

  13. Inigo Montoya 10/14/2008 14:03

    Whats scandalous is that Beyonce and her management obviously can't find anything good to steal, and has to resort to stealing total shite.

    Thats right, I said 'shite'.  Deal with it.

  14. ohmwrecker 10/14/2008 14:03

    What do you expect from a dude with a name like Toby Gad?

  15. leftnutofjesus 10/14/2008 14:04

    i agree with zombie.

    if she's really that smart and gorgeous, why in the fuck haven't we heard about her?

    she was in san diego and the music business is so fucked, all that's marketable are hot bitches that can sing.

    rule #1- cave whores shouldn't write songs and expect to sing them in front of people.  unless there's free beer.

  16. MonyVibescu 10/14/2008 14:07

    toby DAD, lyk omg he lyk totttalie iz lyk a dad lyk omg.

  17. Mongro Jackson 10/14/2008 14:07

    I will plunder the anus of this alleged rapist.

  18. MonyVibescu 10/14/2008 14:09

    That's was my idea, you naughty cad!

  19. MonyVibescu 10/14/2008 14:10

    Beyonce is known for having her cunt salivate on the mediocre member of Jay-Z. Aside from that, she's a joke. I'll destroy her with my grim instrument. 

  20. cristina 10/14/2008 14:11

    beyonce's voice wouldnt suit this fuckin song anyway….neither would her ass

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