DAD TAKES PERMANENT CONTROL

Since Britney Spears began her trip back from the edge of certain ruin just about a year ago, those around her have taken great care to make her life as controlled and stable as possible.  That includes taking control of all her estate and business decisions.  And since things are going so well, yesterday a court decided there was no reason to change things up now.  People says…

Britneys father, Jamie, has been named permanent conservator of his daughter's affairs, a Los Angeles court ruled on Tuesday.  Experts say, however, that the permanent status doesn't necessarily mean forever."People shouldn't read too much into the word 'permanent'" explains a source. "In many cases, it's just a formality to avoid having to renew a temporary status over and over again."A source close to Spears concurs, saying, "This is by no means something that's going to last forever. The conservatorship being made permanent in name is primarily to ensure increased time with her children, and provide support for her music and work goals."Adds Wasserman: "Ms. Spears can regain control of her life anytime – as long as her doctors feel she's able to manage her own affairs."

Good for her, I guess, but this sucks.  This bitch got boring.  Look how boring these damn pictures are of her at some pumpkin thing with her tubby kids.  The pictures are actually more interesting if you go ahead and turn your monitor off.  Then you can pretend the blurry reflection behind you shows some kind of ghost.  Eeeekkk!