10.20.2008 DAKOTA GOT SPIRIT, YES SHE DO

These pictures of Dakota Fanning (who is just 14, so put it away) aren’t from some movie.  She really is a cheerleader for her high school in LA.  I guess she's perfect because she's little and cheerleaders need someone little to throw into the air.  And someone thick to catch them.  It’s the one place thick girls can really shine in high school.  It's one way for them to be popular.  They also get popular at summer camp if they have an Olympics at the end of the session with a hot dog eating contest.  They also tend to do anal.  You can read more about the contributions girls like this have made in my book, Thick Girls: A History of High Schools Unsung Heroes.

(picture source = pacific coast news)




(120) Comments

  1. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 10/20/2008 08:23

    If I save these pictures and then jerk-off to them when she's 18, is that still wrong?

  2. RemSteale 10/20/2008 08:24

    Yes Smelly, yes.

    Although I'm sure Obs will disagree 

  3. Mac-Daddy 10/20/2008 08:29

    wow, stars doing normal things!!

    THEY'RE JUST LIKE US!!!

    (Except they have 30mil in the bank!)

  4. RemSteale 10/20/2008 08:29

    Hmm, yes I bet she has lots of friends at school…..

  5. Tom Egatherion 10/20/2008 08:32

    Start the clock…

    7 years from now when her career is in shambles, she'll be doing anal for coke and trying to peddle self-shot porn pics and a video of her blowing Screetch from 'Saved By The Bell".

     

  6. RemSteale 10/20/2008 08:34

    I'm actually hoping that at least one child star can buck the trend Tom

  7. THE O.G. HATER 10/20/2008 08:37

    Fact - Fat Girls love it in the ass.

    They aim to please.

  8. Yossarian22 10/20/2008 08:39

    when are you going to post the clip from SNL showing Mark Wahlberg being good natured about andy samberg's parody of him? since you made a couple posts about him being such a whiney douche last week, which was obviously an act, you should give closure to the story with a clip of that skit. 

  9. Eville 10/20/2008 08:42

    I wish I could say something mean about this girl but I don't have it in me. Rem, I'll go one further and say I hope THIS child star can buck the trend. She hasn't gone nuts just yet.

  10. THE O.G. HATER 10/20/2008 08:45

    Yossarian22

    ^

    Are you teh ghey or something? Get Wahlberg's dick off your shoulder.

  11. snatch 10/20/2008 08:47

    her face looks like Daniel Radcliff and if I were a fag that would be great, but I'm not so I am having some problems 

  12. abortions make me super wet 10/20/2008 08:50

    yossarian22

     

    news flash - mark wahlberg is a whiny bitch. entourage is stupid.

  13. hazard22 10/20/2008 08:50

    Its called puberty snatch.  She will get through the awkward stage and at about 16 I'll start having dirty thoughts.

  14. RemSteale 10/20/2008 08:53

    Umm, he is a whiney bitch yossarian, the man created an entire tv show to make his life look better

  15. Paparazzi Sniper 10/20/2008 08:55

    All those cheerleaders are fugley.  

  16. RemSteale 10/20/2008 08:56

    Hey, its my favourite elf, how you doing Pap?

  17. Little Sister 10/20/2008 08:57

    Cheerleaders were never popular when I was in high school. The only purpose they served was for us to laugh when they fell at pep rallies

  18. Ballsnyc 10/20/2008 08:58

    fat girls= Anal?

     they will take anything they can get - They just won't get me!

  19. Jesus H. Christ 10/20/2008 08:58

    Fact: I've seen better looking drunk Indians named Dakota.  The FBI need not worry about me and Ms. Fanning having a love in.  Geesh. 

  20. ninja 10/20/2008 08:58

    I'm surprised they'd catch her.

    http://thingsfatpeoplehate.wordpress.com

     

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