10.07.2008 DAVID DUCHOVNY IS FIXED

On August 28th, David Duchovny checked himself into a rehab center for sexual addiction, although it was never quite clear why.  Some reports said he was simply addicted to sex chat rooms, others said he would try to bang pretty much any girl who stepped on the set of his TV show, "Californication".  Either way, good news, he’s cured!  People magazine says…

David Duchovny has checked out of a rehabilitation center for sex addiction, according to his lawyer, Stanton "Larry" Stein.
"David is out of rehab and about to start a new movie," Stein tells PEOPLE. "He successfully completed his treatment."
Duchovny has been married to actress Téa Leoni since 1997. They have two children, daughter Madelaine West, 9, and son Kyd, 6.

I don’t really care about this story anymore, but it does present another opportunity to post the blurry picture of that girl with red hair and big tits, and I do care that the People reporter who filed this story is named Ken Lee.  Could this be the same Ken Lee who stole Mariah Careys heart?  She didn’t even wanna live anymore, not if it meant tulibu dibu douchoo.  Looks like Ken has a lot of growing up to do. 

(100) Comments

  1. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 10/07/2008 07:04

    Yeah right, if the over/under on the number of chicks he's going to slam on the set of this new movie is two, I'll take the over.

  2. Tyler02 10/07/2008 07:05

    Give me OVER too…there is NO CURE

  3. RemSteale 10/07/2008 07:06

    He's been fixed?

    Isnt that a bit extreme? We did that to a dog we had once and he was never the same afterwards….

  4. Rick (with a silent P) 10/07/2008 07:07

    DAVID DUCHOVNY IS FIXED

    man, talk about a strict sexual addiction program…

  5. Rick (with a silent P) 10/07/2008 07:07

    Rem, great minds…

  6. Rick (with a silent P) 10/07/2008 07:08

    besides, isn't getting fixed what happens when men marry anyway?

  7. RemSteale 10/07/2008 07:08

    Yes, it must take ages to grow pubic hair back (P)rick

  8. Ballsnyc 10/07/2008 07:09

    His next movie is about a gay prisoner

  9. Mongro Jackson 10/07/2008 07:09

    That brunette is fuckin smoking.

  10. Rick (with a silent P) 10/07/2008 07:10

    "Yes, it must take ages to grow pubic hair back (P)rick"

    What makes it worse is that the grey ones come back fastest…

  11. Slaappy got fingerbanged 10/07/2008 07:12

    Hopefully "Fixed" does not equate "fingerbanged"

  12. RemSteale 10/07/2008 07:14

    Well, you know what they say "pluck out a grey hair, two grow in its place"

  13. leftnutofjesus 10/07/2008 07:14

    Gay prisoners aren't exactly prisoners.  Getting paid cents on the hour to get beast-fucked in your manhole is not exactly punishment for a gay bitch of a man.

    I saw proof on MSNBC one night.  I was beating off to a porno with a prison documentary playing in the background.   It's what i call  "Thursday's Challenge."

  14. Ballsnyc 10/07/2008 07:15

    I think Cameltoe should be featured everyday here

  15. leftnutofjesus 10/07/2008 07:17

    b,

    i just watched that bitch and if you don't laugh when they cut from mariah carey(when she was hot) singing the chorus to the ken lee bitch,

    then you're either

    1)dead

    or

    2)not as high as i am

     

  16. ohmwrecker 10/07/2008 07:20

    I'm sorry I made the mistake of watching that video and now I can't even remember who David Duchovny is.

  17. Eville 10/07/2008 07:20

    He really should just give up and bang both women in the picture. Do it for all of us David! All mankind!

  18. DocTroy 10/07/2008 07:25

    "Hello, my name is Relapse and that if my friend Fix over there.  The redhead with the big titties, see her?  She wants to fuck help with your treatment."

  19. TengoWood Got Fingered Like Slaapy! WTF! 10/07/2008 07:32

    menat tulibu dibu douchoo, ken lee!

    that.
    was.
    the.
    funniest.
    thing.
    ever.

    Thanks man! That Chunk fucking up that shitty song was awesome! 

  20. ham sandwich 10/07/2008 07:32

    Who's kidding who? He's going downtown lookin' for some touch.

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