10.21.2008 EDIT PARKAY CANT MAKE UP HER MIND

God knows why INF has pictures of Edit Parkay but they do. if you don't know, Edit is a 28-year-old who was born in Hungary but came to the US on a tennis scholarship at Loyola Marymount.  Now she’s a tennis coach who gives private lessons and breaks up Hollywood marriages on the side.  Two days ago she spoke to the Daily Mail about her relationship with David Duchovney.

'We have a very, very close friendship. I don't want to be the third person in the marriage but I know it can be seen that way.
'David and I are very close friends and we still play tennis together. He's an excellent player. He likes physically strong, fit women.
'He is in great shape. He is a wonderful man. He's a very intelligent, very kind and good man.'
When asked directly if her relationship with the film and TV star had developed into a full-blown sexual affair, Edit said: 'I don't want to say anything that might hurt David. I am not going to deny it. I don't know what our relationship means to him.'

Despite all that, yesterday she told E! online…

"We played tennis, and we were playing partners and friends.  There is no romance, and we are just friends. No love, nothing. That is all I have to say."

I'm not sure why David Duchovny would cheat on Tea Leoni with this woman, but I'm pretty sure it has something to do with being an idiot. 


(43) Comments

  1. Cloak 10/21/2008 10:06

    First fisting?

  2. Just the Tip 10/21/2008 10:08

    Two Things:

    1. "He likes physically strong, fit women." - No Shit:  Tea Leoni
    2. Any post remotely concerning David D. should be the PINKY PIC!  DAMMIT!
  3. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 10/21/2008 10:09

    That face is brutal but I'd throw it in her shitter for the hell of it.

  4. dirtydiane 10/21/2008 10:10

    What the fuck is this?  A pic from the Fucked-Up Nose Club Monthly Meeting?

  5. POOLMAN 10/21/2008 10:13

    can you say “FUGLY”, was this pic taken before or after he tried to off himself, if before I would have tried to take my own life also

  6. POOLMAN 10/21/2008 10:15

    She has some big ole titties in pic 4 and nipply also

  7. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 10/21/2008 10:16

    And I don’t care what country she’s from, “Edit” is a stupid name.

  8. POOLMAN 10/21/2008 10:18

    Butter, Parkay, bo butter, no Parkay, Butter, no Parkay, Butter face!

  9. TengoWood Got Fingered Like Slaapy! WTF! 10/21/2008 10:20

    mantequilla!

  10. Seej 10/21/2008 10:26

    Waaaaiiiiiiit; so he played tennis against this woman, who is a tennis coach, and now she's talking up the whole thing like they're practically fucking right there in the middle of the court?

    "I don't know what our relationship means to him."

    Hmmm, let me guess - NOTHING!  He's Fox Mulder.  He may not be Brad Pitt, but he can still get hotter tail than this.  Hell, I can get hotter tail than this.  I just choose not to because ugly girls are more willing to let you jizz in their hair.

  11. Tito's Abdomen 10/21/2008 10:26

    I'm a little dense today, but isn't that Owen Wilson?

  12. Seej 10/21/2008 10:27

    And then Hot Carl them.

  13. Seej 10/21/2008 10:27

    Don't look that up at work BTW.

  14. Tito's Abdomen 10/21/2008 10:27

    The guy in pic one, not the donkey girl.

  15. Observer 10/21/2008 10:30

    Could you please put one of those huge "blackout" bars across the Wilson kid's face?

     

    Thanks.

  16. Mongro Jackson 10/21/2008 10:31

    I'll tell you why he cheated on Tea Leoni with that bitch, it's because if you show me a hot woman, I'll show you a guy who's sick to death of her and hope she dies.

  17. Observer 10/21/2008 10:32

    That chick is very ugly and Tea Leoni is as hot as a 41 year old gets.

     

    That being said….I hope he tossed a bone into her…..just for the practice.

    I think Tea should be a little more understanding …..and not punish herself by fucking Billy Bob.

  18. Observer 10/21/2008 10:33

    Mongro…….

    …..speaks words so so so true.

  19. Tito's Abdomen 10/21/2008 10:37

    It is pretty easy to understand why he fucked donkey-face here: Tea Leoni is a control-freak. She won't take it up the ass. She won't blow him. She won't blow fucking Fox Mulder! Edit here will do anything. If you have a face like this you have to.

  20. LuckyBastard 10/21/2008 10:40

    I’d hit it….while fantasizing about Tea Leoni.

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