10.30.2008 ELLE MACPHERSON AT QUANTUM OF SOLACE

(186) Comments

1. 
   Mac-Daddy 10/30/2008 07:34
   

   I would!
2. 
   Big Smelly Dirt Cock 10/30/2008 07:34
   

   That is one tasty broad, possibly even moreso at 44.  Her vagina has probably aged like a fine wine only less tart and most certainly smoother.  In fact, I would consider drinking her pussy juice if she poured it in a wine glass.  Sorry, got sidetracked there.
3. 
   DocTroy 10/30/2008 07:36
   

   ::flipping through mental roladex::

    And she's back!!  Grandma hands and all.
4. 
   Evil Malcom Norris 10/30/2008 07:36
   

   that's one lollipop I would lick
5. 
   RemSteale 10/30/2008 07:37
   

   Kudos to the "this guy", anyone with the guts to look at a supermodel like that with your significant other in tow must have balls of steel….
6. 
   grubber 10/30/2008 07:38
   

   I'd hit it.

   and rem: only if he still tells her she 'looks way better than that floozie'
7. 
   Evil Malcom Norris 10/30/2008 07:39
   

   crap! I'd swallow that sweet shit in one piece

   /* out of stupid allusions, goes back to work */ 
8. 
   leftnutofjesus 10/30/2008 07:42
   

   i'd break her fucking legs off from the force.  centrum silver and young cock inside of you.  that's the key ladies.
9. 
   Big Smelly Dirt Cock 10/30/2008 07:43
   

   rem - Any woman that would give their SO shit for ogling a famous supermodel would have to be an insufferable twat.  It's like if out of nowhere a zebra walked by, how could you not look?
10. 
    leftnutofjesus 10/30/2008 07:43
    

    a fine chick can make every chick in the room seem a little fuckable.  When I look at the banner, I actually consider face fucking the old bitch on the right.  She'd be like "mmmm crumpets…." and I'd be like "mmmmm hold still…"
11. 
    dirtydiane 10/30/2008 07:44
    

    you're just doing a good deed lefty, in providing the old bag with her clotted cream.
12. 
    RemSteale 10/30/2008 07:44
    

    Take a look at the photo Smelly, do you really think she looks like she wont give him an earful?
13. 
    leftnutofjesus 10/30/2008 07:44
    

    i'm pissed at her dress for oppressing her tits like that.  Women deserve to be free.  Meaning I shouldn't have to pay a fucking ass THANG.
14. 
    leftnutofjesus 10/30/2008 07:45
    

    thanks for seeing it my way, dd.  you're definitely coming up in rank at the spank bank.  
15. 
    leftnutofjesus 10/30/2008 07:47
    

    rem's right.  that lady knows exactly what's going on and that creaking sound you here along with the icy breeze you feel on your cheek?  that was her pussy hole sealing up for the next 90 days.
16. 
    Observer 10/30/2008 07:48
    

    Someone should put this chick in a movie:

     

    http://tinyurl.com/6l7aa7

    http://tinyurl.com/5zmnj6      (What is DeGeneres' woman staring at?)

    http://tinyurl.com/4vo3et
17. 
    dirtydiane 10/30/2008 07:51
    

    thanks lefty…cuz that's all i aspire to, ya know?
18. 
    Paparazzi Sniper 10/30/2008 07:53
    

    unless you’re this guy, who almost certainly had all of his shit thrown into the yard last night.

    or, or…

    he made his girlfriend put on a fusia dress and then bangged his girlfreind while thinking of Elle Mcfierceson.   Pig.
19. 
    Slaappy got fingerbanged 10/30/2008 07:53
    

    44 yr old women do not have long hair and where's the pouch?
20. 
    grubber 10/30/2008 07:55
    

    left and BB: ew. left's last comment is back on track though

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